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Samus | Samus Aran is a bounty hunter from planet Zebes and a minor character in the Fanboy & chum chum series. | ||
She kills aliens, diseases, and monsters or whatever. | |||
Raised from infancy by the chozo on Zebes, although one of her adoptive fathers was [[Raven beak]]. | |||
She constantly gets bullied by [[Ridley]] and [[Kraid]] | Rumor spread that she had a boyfriend named Yanderedev, propagated by the man posting photoshopped pictures of her with him, because he's a fucking bottom. But the man was killed by [[Arachnus]]' s big stompy feet and the rumor died with him. Samus isn't aware of any of this. | ||
She constantly gets bullied by [[Ridley]] and [[Kraid]] for being an atheist. | |||
[[File:WAAAR.jpg|thumb|Samus kissing her boyfriend Yanderedev]] | [[File:WAAAR.jpg|thumb|Samus kissing her boyfriend Yanderedev]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:22, 23 June 2024
Samus Aran is a bounty hunter from planet Zebes and a minor character in the Fanboy & chum chum series.
She kills aliens, diseases, and monsters or whatever.
Raised from infancy by the chozo on Zebes, although one of her adoptive fathers was Raven beak.
Rumor spread that she had a boyfriend named Yanderedev, propagated by the man posting photoshopped pictures of her with him, because he's a fucking bottom. But the man was killed by Arachnus' s big stompy feet and the rumor died with him. Samus isn't aware of any of this.
She constantly gets bullied by Ridley and Kraid for being an atheist.
