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so he basically appears because he wants the DNA of [[Samus aran]] to clone an army of metroids to take over the galaxy with but he got defeated by [[Ridley]] and was infected by a [[Sex parasite]] and became evil and horny until he was defeated | so he basically appears because he wants the DNA of [[Samus aran]] to clone an army of MLG metroids to take over the galaxy with but he got defeated by [[Ridley]] and was infected by a [[Sex parasite]] and became evil and horny until he was defeated | ||
== Masturbation diaries == | == Masturbation diaries == | ||
Revision as of 12:59, 22 June 2024
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Raven beak is an MLG bird man and one of the last chozo leaders alive, he appears as the archenemy of Ridley and a major antagonist in the fanboy & chum chum franchise
Personality
he likes smoking weed and shooting stuff with his ak 47, he also says the N word alot
he is also a gamer and likes eating doritos and chugging mountain dew like he's mario in that one milk commercial
Metroid dread
so he basically appears because he wants the DNA of Samus aran to clone an army of MLG metroids to take over the galaxy with but he got defeated by Ridley and was infected by a Sex parasite and became evil and horny until he was defeated
Masturbation diaries
He inexplicably returns from the dead for no apparent reason and begins plotting his revenge so he teamed up with Jeffrey the evil to take over the white house so he can legalize weed in the US but his plan failed when he got defeated by Ridley and John cena and Donald trump himself
Part X2
After his plan to take over the US failed he joined forces with Ayumu Kasuga who had recently been overthrown from power and betrayed by Margaret Thatcher after Kyle turned her into a black girl. Together with the help of Mortimer Mouse they schemed to take over the world so they could make osaka white once again
They first attempted a coup d'é·tat but it was stopped by the combined efforts of the Science Special Search Party and The Shadow Thieves. Raven beak was defeated while osaka was thrown in jail.