Dr. Gastronomical I

Dr. Gastronomical
Aliases	NURD Gassy Dr. Booger Fat cunt Pumpkin (by his wife) Bouncybelly
Companions	Matilda (Wife) (divorced and left) Charles (son) (seperated) Caroline (daughter) (seperated) OJ Simpson (lost) Verbalase (left) Flynn Isabou
Death	Heart Attack
Notable Bastards he had to deal with	Genghis Khan Yakub The Semen Demons Garfield Giant Hyperlinguist Bees The Spanish Conquistadors The Sour Patch Kids The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on this Crazy Shitting Earth
Favourite Trick	Pulling his finger to fart
The Number of times he had farted or burped	1833 times

Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remain Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog.

Before his Travels

In his humble beginnings, he always had been gas problems, leading him to being bullied and shunned from his peers at school. However he was a curious lad, and had supportive parents, and soon became an academic genius, learning about the wonders of science and especially the energy known as natural gas. At the age of 14. He pioneered the earliest methods of using steam turbines to turn natural gas deposits into electricity. At the age of 17 he created the modern zeppelin and by age 19 he made the first rocket to breach the stratosphere.

However despite having a happy adult life and even getting a wife by age 20, winning a noble prize, and being the best specialist in quantum physics in the world and more, he became disillusioned with the world's science community and its corruption that becomes harder and harder to ignore.

He decided that he'll keep further inventions to himself, creating technology beyond the limits of the basic airborne elements.

By age 23 he created the Sonic Airhorn. A multi-purpose tool before the iphone, used to open locks, scan data and laxing people's anuses to shit themselves.

By age 30 he harnessed the powers of other braplords and synthesized it into the ultimate transportation device, The TURDIS, his finest creation. As it's transportation can travel anywhere in time, space and mental states.

By age 40 he unlocked the secret to near immortality. Creating a way to cheat death multiple times. Should he die, the body will quickly bloat and decay, rapidly incubating a new body. When completed the cadaver will explode rotten guts from air pressure and he'll be born a new man. However he made an error when developing, this side effect is that his appearance will change wildly, and so will his personality traits, he could end up having down syndrome.

He would take his family on adventures, teaching his two children history and science to help them find clues to solve the mysteries of the universe.

Adventures

Season 1

Episodes	Images	Descriptions:	Parts	Helpers:
Rasputin's Rhapsody		Travelling to Siberian Russia in 1923	4	Matilda, Charles, Caroline
Song of the Mongols		Arriving at a Chinese village during the Song Dynasty, Dr. Gastronomical and his family took it upon themselves to defend the village from raiding mongols.	3	Matilda, Charles, Caroline
The Eyes of the Dragon		The family travel to contemporary China learning about its social credit score and the lack of privacy, as their antics anger the CCP.	3	Matilda, Charles, Caroline
Black Swarm Warnings			4	Matilda, Charles, Caroline
Bumbley Poo Farm			4	Matilda, Charles, Caroline
The Murder Trial of O.J. Simpson			4	Matilda, Charles, Caroline, O.J. Simpson
Mr. Beast's Ultimate Game			4	O.J. Simpson
The Pale Ones		The Doctor and Simpson travel back to ancient Egypt to learn about how Egyptions actually spoke in 2467 BC. However they soon discover a secret race of big brained mofos and from there they learned about Yakub and his plan of eugenically bringing about the white race.	4	O.J. Simpson
Helluva Squire		The gang visited an aspect of hell where they met Verbalase who is on the run from the princess of that domain. O.J. However ends up being stalked by a massive hill of flesh that is Alastor. The trio must find a way to stop Charlie, Alastor and Luna from enacting a plan to create ipad kids to make them more belligerent and violent, and therefore bringing more people to hell to rape.	2	O.J. Simpson, Verbalase

Death

His first death was of course the most frightening for him. Occuring at the beginning of the story. After facing off threats like the CCP and demons from hell. Gassy met his end when watching the Ring which turned to have jumpscares! Not the bone chilling, spine tingling, slow burning, genre redefining, jumpscare free horror film he hoped. As he clenched his heart and spasms at his seat, he begged for Flynn and Isabou to save him.

The two couldn't do much in such short notice and thus Dr. Gassy let out one last fart that cleared the whole screening booth.

The two reluctantly hauled the corpse of gas to a skip in the yard. Carrying the thing. The corpse steadily expand and grew to smell worse, they have to race to the skip before the gassy build up will explode the rapidly decaying rotten guts. With seconds to spare. The tomwo thrown the cadaver. Closed the lid door and ran out the alleyway and into the hills, not wanting to turn back. The bins, like an organic warhead. And left there sat a cradled; a different man.