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Stop taking Stupidex if your balls implode, got skinned alive, termites start eating your insides and leave you as a fleshless husk and you're still somehow alive and actually become immune to death but got strapped in a dungeon to be tortured for all eternity, hallucinating Jack Black showing up out of nowhere and saying "I..... Am Steve" repeatedly, and being damned to live in Ohio forever. | Stop taking Stupidex if your balls implode, got skinned alive, termites start eating your insides and leave you as a fleshless husk and you're still somehow alive and actually become immune to death but got strapped in a dungeon to be tortured for all eternity, hallucinating Jack Black showing up out of nowhere and saying "I..... Am Steve" repeatedly, and being damned to live in Ohio forever. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:54, 3 October 2026
Do not take Stupidex if you are on other medications. Side effects include: being beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar, your eyes will be gouged out, you will turn freaky, jonkleritis, you start speaking only in gen alpha slang, rizz, skibidi, gyatt, ohio, testicular torsion, (insert people walking their dog in a park), your face will be ripped off and your sleep paralysis demon will boil and eat your skin and death. Apocalyptic, dystopian visions of the future may also occur.
Stop taking Stupidex if your balls implode, got skinned alive, termites start eating your insides and leave you as a fleshless husk and you're still somehow alive and actually become immune to death but got strapped in a dungeon to be tortured for all eternity, hallucinating Jack Black showing up out of nowhere and saying "I..... Am Steve" repeatedly, and being damned to live in Ohio forever.