Jacques von Hämsterviel

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⠀⠀Dr. Hämsterviel telling Sky Lark that he can be good again„

— Im still good, its just that me and you can be buddies after all right I mean I did save my friends which makes me good as you!

Dr. Hämsterviel
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Real Name	Rupert Jacques von Hämsterviel
Alias(es)	Discord Mod
Species	Titan
Sex
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	🇩🇪 German 🇫🇷 French
Relative(s)	Ms. Mowz(Wife) Mog(Brother)
Affiliation(s)	Luitrich (formerly) Sinu Thanos The Pigmask Army: Isabelle Retsuko Fenneko Tsunoda Buck Cluck Dr. Insano!
Occupation(s)	Everything
Rank	B+
Role	Secondary Antagonist of Part X2
Actor	Chazington (formerly known as Mister Anime9001)
Onlyfans	Recorder for Ms. Mowz Only Fans
Status	Alive

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⠀⠀Him singing his Theme Song„

— File:Kennyoung.mp3

Doctor Jacques von Hämsterviel (ジャック・フォン・ハムスターフィール博士 Jakku fon Hamusutāfīru Hakase), better known as Dr. Hämsterviel, is chinchilla type creature thingy that is currently the Husband of `

He is the heir of the German Empire and a significant member of the Pigmask Army.

He is confirmed to be the brother of Mog from Final Fantasy VI.

Also the first song is by kennyoung go sub to them.

Biography

Lore of the Hybrid

He was born into an alien race affiliated with Thanatos, however not too long in 2001, he was abandoned and got ditched to go on Earth. He met another ditched alien named Jumba and became best friends with him, Another fact is that during his childhood he can't write perfect English and still doesn't to this day.

In 2011 he got an invitation to join The Villain Squad, created by the thicc godess Fwench Fwy on her evil arc. He was the brains of the group and first created a TV show to brainwash people in Japan(Onegai My Melody)(Actually created in 2005 but in 2011 in the Fanboy and Chum Chum Universe) and killed bunch of peoples. 2 Years Later they all went to jail for a year and never saw eachother

He also mutated a mouse called Ms. Mowz and forced her to marry him.

University Arc

Him and Jumba entered the University of Galaxy Hills to earn their Doctor names however Hämsterviel met Dr Doe and they became fast friends quick, she manipulated him each by day to spend more time on HER and not Jumba. Her plan did not work as Jumba and Hämsterviel were still friends after they graduated at the University. Hämsterviel eventually got tricked and his relationship with Jumba ended as he forced him to get out of his Lab. Jumba was later replaced by Dr. Doe who created the Protogens but Hämsterviel thought they were useless and gave up on them. Dr Doe eventually had enough of him and showed the big guns. From that day forward, Hämsterviel was traumatized forever and that made him more evil. The only person who can comfort him is Isabelle who was his friend before and after the brainwashing by Thanos. I forgot to mention that Dr. Doe was Mexican and teached Hämsterviel on how to speak perfect Spanish.

How To Build A Bomb Arc

After Satan noticed his feats on the experiments, he made him more powerful and part of his henchmen in How To Build A Bomb. There he did mischief as making both sides hate eachother like Fanboy getting more distracted with EDP445. He also had a fight with Bob The Oompa Loompa but had a tie with him. This humiliated him and Satan removed him.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Part X2

He became Thanos's Assistant and killed a bunch of people who rebelled from Thanos. But the tragic event he saw was Ms. Mowz kissing lesbians in the Pigmask Army (The Team he's in) and did nothing but spanked her. He also told Thanos to kill Mertle Edmonds which he did succesfully. Another thing he did was to side with Thanos and be against Sky Lark and The L.O.S.E.R.S, he even manipulated Mr Game and Watch to not ally his friends because Ms Game and Watch was in there. Speaking of Ms Game and Watch, he is her Arch Rival. After Thanos died, he started his own evil podcast and made fun of The L.O.S.E.R.S., this unsucceeded and got vore fanart of him which he liked???. Him and Sky Lark began having the most complicated relationship between eachother

The Birth Of Reuben

After divorcing Ms. Mowz he married Fenneko(And yes that was after Fenneko made a fool of her self getting cucked by Tsunoda) that made the wishes of Hämsterviel x Fenneko Shippers drop their fucking balls. He had a sexual affair with Fenneko and she birthed the most fucking disgrace i've ever seen in 50 days. That was Reuben(Lilo and Stitch version)who has the voice Yakko and he wasn't even born as a baby, he was a fucking teenager at birth. Hämsterviel, being a Chad he is, hanged out with his gluttonous boy for some fucking reason and gave him to Sky Lark as his children.

Jail Arc

Unfortunately for him, he was captured by the Fanboy and Chum Chum Court and was sentenced to a harsh prison cell known as Incel Down. There he met many past Pigmask Army soldiers and a guy named Sinu, they both became friends there and learned each others powers. Sinu already knew that Dr. Hämsterviel was best friends with Thanos who recently got killed by Hex Maniac so he gave him the Thanos's Memories card. A few weeks later they both escape by killing all the guards there and freeing everyone there. Sinu told Dr. Hämsterviel that he needed to be good to earn their trust and then the last thing he said was to save his hot babes and gives him the code to create the Leroys before vanishing.

Lost Masters Arc/Fanboy and Chum Chum: Unfounded Revenge

He successfully freed Isabelle from hell and moved forwards to Mr Game and Watch's cave where he saved Retsuko, Fenneko, and Tsunoda with his army of Leroys to defeat Mr Game and Watch(He's still not dead). Dr. Hämsterviel became a hero but Sky Lark was still pissed at him so he made him listen to the song he wrote but nothing gets him convinced. He is also against Satan if you wanted to know.

Destruction of Venus Arc

His wife, Fenneko, was kidnapped by Mr Game and Watch again and he got very pissed so he went into a secret building by following his footsteps and found many secret documents in a stash. He realized that Thanos got revived but him and Sinu had betrayed him so he got even more pissed but had to escape since many troops were in there. His best bet was to give the documents to the L.O.S.E.R.S but Sky Lark rejected it saying it was another plot for Dr. Hämsterviel to desperately ally them but sadly he was wrong. Dr. Hämsterviel knew about the Seven Needles and had a new friend called Gantu to prevent a manipulated Lucas to find it but it failed and all the seven needles were pulled and Venus(Previously known as Earth by the Audience and Characters) got destroyed so he secretly fled into the L.O.S.E.R.S Spaceship with the help of Gantu, Fanboy, and Chum Chum(All not members of the L.O.S.E.R.S).

Trivia

• Hämsterviel's overall role in the narrative of Fanboy and Chum Chum is very similar to that of Maleficent from Kingdom Hearts. For example, he started out as an assistant to the overarching antagonist (Thanos). After his boss' defeat, he is now on his own antagonistic journey to which currently contradicts against the new overarching antagonist (Satan). Coincidently, just like Maleficent, he also knew the new overarching antagonist from his past before the beginning of the franchise.
• He is a professional Futa Cock maker as shown in his works on his bitches.
• He hates Mertle Edmonds cuz shes a fucking bitch nobody fucking likes.
• He watches South Park and constantly quotes Eric Cartman all the time.
• In the episode Dirty Harry, His diary got leaked and it was shown to be the most weirdest thing ever that includes Age Regression, Him having dandruff problems, Using shoes to boost his height, and his real name being Rupert.(This is actually a real fact)
• He is also a professional at Sword Dueling in Wii Sports Resort
• He regrets creating Leroy but has to deal with it.
• Him and Dr. Doe have apologized recently and became friends again but he still thinks she's full of nightmares.
• He voice and personality are based on the Frenchman from Monty Python and Frieza.
• He hates Haida now for leaking his tapes.
• He hates Reuben for no reason.
• He still has contact with the former Villain Squad and they had a meetup this year.
• His main weapon is the Monado from Xenoblade Chronicles.

Gallery

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  Him and his evil squad back in 2011(made by Skyrina626Rainbow)

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  Her showing her big guns lmao(Made by Alfa995)

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  His son Reuben

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  Him in the F&CC Manga

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  Him graduating at a University with Jumba

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  Him and his friends seeing a bitch like Haida

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  Him during the Jail Arc