Zaza

A man under the effect of Zaza. He is unable to even leave his own home without thinking about taking another whiff of that shit.

Zaza, also known as Loud, is a is a psychoactive drug from the Zaza plant. Native to Central African Republic and African America, the Zaza plant has been used as a drug for both malicious and evil purposes and in various cantankerous medicines for 347829648972 years. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of Zaza, which is one of the 666 known compounds in the plant, including at least 665 other cannabinoids, such as cannabidiol (CBD). Zaza can be used by smoking, vaporizing, within food, or as an extract.

Variants

Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack

A powerful strain originating in the himalayan mountains and can only be grown by watering it with the blood of 36 dragons. It has dark magical powers and is thus often smoked by nefarious dark necromancers. Legends say Dark Evil Pack was involved in the killing of glorious macedonian rapper Tupac Shakur.

Freddy Fazbear Loud

The severe economic effects the Zaza trade has had on society.

An especially dangerous breed of Zaza that will turn one's faith in Jesus into faith in Reddit and Gangsta Rap.

Gas Station Weed

The lowest grade of Zaza. People who consume this strain will turn into Gas Station tweakers who will try to convince others that Gas Station weed is worthwhile.