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| {{Quote!|{{color|white|I have no shit, and I must post.}}|Windows 108, 2026}}
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| Hey hello, I'm '''Windows 108'''. I'm the self-proclaimed "The Screwball Canadian" that serves as the reincarnation of "Captain" Lou Albano (''The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!'') and I'm a ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' writer that's part-human, part-hyena. My favorite characters are FreakBob, Enrique, Bean Khan and definitely Ka-Chung, Stingy and Dragon. Oh, and I also burn dinner. Thanks for stopping by, if you like my dumb shitposts then that's great to hear.
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| =={{Color|white|The crazy shit I've done (satire, pls don't take seriously real-world ploice)}}==
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| *Got arrested for not washing my hands after using the toilet
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| *Got arrested for not finishing my food
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| *Ate soup out of the toilet
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| * Cooked with Bigfoot
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| * Jumped into lava for some reason
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| *Invented mini-me
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| **He comes with nano-me
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| ***and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest)
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| *Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely
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| *Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...)
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| *EVERYONE IS ME WHAT DO I DO
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| *Got robbed for my baked beans
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| *Cloned myself a million times and caused chaos in some random dude's backyard
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| *Became an elf that played the banjo
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| *Broke down crying when I was asked "where do I see myself in five years"
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| *Titanic but Jack and Rose are both me
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| * Dated myself
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| *Went into Mars and immediately left because I got bored
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| * Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid
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| * Got my house robbed because I was busy doing helium
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| *Drank so much caffeine I blew up
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| * Tried to teach animals how to read
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| *Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it
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| *Spayed SCP-2747
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| *Grew to massive size and walked through a city (sorry toronto lmao)
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| *Thought I was a dentist
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| *Reduced the number of states to 49
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| *Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches
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| * Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021
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| *Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock
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| *Convinced many to fly
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| *I am a licensed hairstylist, trust me
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| *The boogeyman ain't [[Pepsiman]] for me, I am Pepsiman's boogeyman
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| *I am a Bosnian Nationalist.
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| *Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people
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| *Shoved a Wii U gamepad up my ass and became God
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| **Unfortunately, Scott The Woz did it first and kicked me out of God status.
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| *Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of ''Family Guy''
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| *Stole all the bouncy castles from Kim Jong Un's secret stash
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| *A water cooler kicked my ass, don't ask
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| *I sold my soul. Twice.
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| *Every quirky thing I do, [[Enrique]] does as well. We're twinsies
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