𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽 is a grocery store owned and operated by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 after fis defeat and exile to a random small town in the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War after nearly dodging his demise in the catastrophic Disney Bomb. It serves as the local go-to shop for residents in the said small town for basic necessities, but little do they know the store's freaker origins, nor the fact that it's secretly a cult and the milk is actually just 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's cum.

Exterior

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽 is a simple dark red bricked building with automatic sliding doors and "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓽" in large bold, bright cum white lettering with "by freakybob" in small lettering directly below it in comic sans.

Interior

The interior looks like any unsuspecting small grocery store, except there's many stained glass portraits of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's fallen comrades, is dimly lit with candles everywhere and of course the cum milk. Every product sold here is intentionally spoiled by like 2 days just so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 can fuck with you.

On Freakmas, a resurrection ritual is annually performed by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 fimself so fhe can revive his dead allies, but it always fails pathetically.

Comments

epic
-- Win108 (talk) 19:15, 21 August 2026 (EDT)