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He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | ||
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's | He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's unfathomably evil satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him! | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | *He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | ||
Revision as of 18:41, 23 July 2026
The Keebler elf also known as the random background character is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga.
Biography
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on.
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's unfathomably evil satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him!
Trivia
- He once killed Pop, Snap and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH ahaAhHahahaHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha hahahahahahahhHAHH AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh
not funny
Role in the saga
- He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.
Comments
legitimately forgot he existed
-- Ozzie T. Floridian (talk) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)