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'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is an eccentric skinny British guy who wears comically large glasses and owns an eyeglass store. | |||
On the surface, he just seems like a chill skinny guy who has a weird obsession with glasses, but in reality he is a depressed chainsmoking alcoholic who goes through cartoonishly bad Smiling Friends-esque schizo chaotic situations. He once tried to stop his store, a circular building resembling glasses, from rolling down the city due to a nail being misplaced in its basement, which would kill everyone living there along with it damaging everything else in its path. Major emphasis on "tried". | On the surface, he just seems like a chill skinny guy who has a weird obsession with glasses, but in reality he is a depressed chainsmoking alcoholic who goes through cartoonishly bad Smiling Friends-esque schizo chaotic situations. He once tried to stop his store, a circular building resembling glasses, from rolling down the city due to a nail being misplaced in its basement, which would kill everyone living there along with it damaging everything else in its path. Major emphasis on "tried". | ||
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Jonathan Spectacles is an eccentric skinny British guy who wears comically large glasses and owns an eyeglass store.
On the surface, he just seems like a chill skinny guy who has a weird obsession with glasses, but in reality he is a depressed chainsmoking alcoholic who goes through cartoonishly bad Smiling Friends-esque schizo chaotic situations. He once tried to stop his store, a circular building resembling glasses, from rolling down the city due to a nail being misplaced in its basement, which would kill everyone living there along with it damaging everything else in its path. Major emphasis on "tried".