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'''Jax''', | '''Jax''', actual name '''''Tiny Dick Steve'',''' was an Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[The Big Dick Randy Show|Big Dick Randy's Big Dick Jerkin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn) | ||
Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out. | Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out. | ||
Revision as of 22:43, 18 May 2026
Jax, actual name Tiny Dick Steve, was an Larper and NPC who was Big Dick Randy's 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by Dotar Surk after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime Big Dick Randy's Big Dick Jerkin' Show because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn)
Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, Mamiya Takuji, and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.
The real reason why he entered the digital circus was to find the perfect person for his master bbno$ to larp. When Palm Tree entered the circus, he knew how easily bbno$ could larp her. That is why he was so hesitant to form a friendship with her, because to him, being friends with her, would betray his NPC master bbno$. During the series finale of Big Dick Randy's Big Veiny Swinging PeePee The Musical: The Show: Afterhours 2: Electric Cockballoo, after successfully escaping from getting gay raped by Big Dick Randy in his demonic grave for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time, he returns to NPC home state of California only to get get ass raped by The Larp Storm, Dotar and his R34 artists after discovering that he is indeed a real person before Dotar strikes him with lightning and skins him alive.
"I'm glad this dude lost all his friends, hates himself, and got skinned alive. Lowkey goon to him though." - Ya boy Big Dick Randy
Trivia
- Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus focus on Jax.
- Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.