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Well, you're about to see one now. | Well, you're about to see one now. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:09, 27 April 2026
Want half a Mounds bar?
What? Who eats a Mounds bar?
I do.
My whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a Mounds bar.
Well, you're about to see one now.
So, you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a Mounds bar?
Yep.
So, what is it you like? The coconut? The chocolate?
Yeah, both those things.
How long have you been eating them?
Uh... I've probably been having a Mounds bar two or three times a day for the last 25 years.
GEEZ, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T WALK! YOU HAVE TOTAL RENAL SHUTDOWN! YOUR KIDNEYS ARE DROWNING IN A STEW OF CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT, GIVE ME THAT!
What are you doing?