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She is a top jerker in [[Bui]]'s jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA  LARPers love the most besides big bitch [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship]]. Tachyon is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content. She is a one note "mad scientist" type, [[Dr. Hämsterviel]] is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than this bimbo nazi zionist larping bitch.
She is a top jerker in [[Bui]]'s jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA  LARPers love the most besides big bitch [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship]]. Tachyon is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content. She is a one note "mad scientist" type, [[Dr. Hämsterviel]] is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than this bimbo nazi zionist larping bitch.


Tachyon later comments mean things about kommunism because she's a dirty nazi which later leads to [[Viadimir Koltsov]] beating the everliving fuck out of her with a chair.
Tachyon later comments mean things about kommunism because she's a dirty nazi which later leads to [[Viadimir Koltsov]] beating the everliving fuck out of her with a chair. This incident happens over like 6 times during the events of the larper saga.


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Revision as of 04:29, 14 April 2026

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Agnes Tachyon

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Tachyon telling her OnlyFans Daughter, Daiwa Scarlet, that million goon to her father(Tachyon)

"PLEASE BREED ME NETANYAHU OHHH PLEASE BREED ME, I WANT YOUR COCK SO BADLY, PLEASE TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, PLEASE I BEG YOU DADDY UWU"


Agnes Tachyon is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Jack Horner in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both fund Israel. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Jack also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Benjamin Netanyahu. Her best friends are Tomoko Kuroki and Mamiya Takuji where they all enjoy slaughtering innocent Palestinian children. This page is fucking confusing, how is she a nazi and a israeli like this does not make sense at all.
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Tachyon and her sugar daddy.
Tachyon loves copying everything that Dr. Doe does which makes Dr. Fuck You very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country.
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She is a top jerker in Bui's jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA LARPers love the most besides big bitch Muscle Mommy Gold Ship. Tachyon is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content. She is a one note "mad scientist" type, Jacques von Hämsterviel is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than this bimbo nazi zionist larping bitch.

Tachyon later comments mean things about kommunism because she's a dirty nazi which later leads to Viadimir Koltsov beating the everliving fuck out of her with a chair. This incident happens over like 6 times during the events of the larper saga.

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