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== Death ==
== Death ==
While walking down an alleyway at night, whistling, Farmer Dale met [[Crisp Rat]] and [[Bartholomew Chainsaw]]. Then he gets violently fucking murdered by the two with an axe and a chainsaw respectively, and his mutilated, malformed and unrecognizable body remained in a ditch. He was then resurrected as a diminutive goblin but then Chills came in and said "honestly if i saw that damn thing in my living room i'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain" and proceeded to do so, killing him a second time.
While walking down an alleyway at night, whistling, Farmer Dale met [[Crisp Rat]] and [[Bartholomew Chainsaw]]. Then he gets violently fucking murdered by the two with an axe and a chainsaw respectively, and his mutilated, malformed and unrecognizable body remained in a stained-red ditch. Crisp and Bart got away with it scot-free since literally nobody fucking liked him, not even the [[NPC Alliance|authorities]]. He was then resurrected as a diminutive goblin but then Chills came in and said "honestly if i saw that damn thing in my living room i'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain" and proceeded to do so, killing him a second time.


Bartholomew Chainsaw later became God and changed his name to [[Farmer Jim]], becoming the replacement to Farmer Dale's role.
Bartholomew Chainsaw later became God and changed his name to [[Farmer Jim]], becoming the replacement to Farmer Dale's role.

Revision as of 11:56, 23 February 2026

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Farmer Dale was the NPC antagonist of his subseries in the Wintoons series on Save-Ums Fanon Wiki. He was notable for being extremely fucking mid and had to be put down by his betters.

Death

While walking down an alleyway at night, whistling, Farmer Dale met Crisp Rat and Bartholomew Chainsaw. Then he gets violently fucking murdered by the two with an axe and a chainsaw respectively, and his mutilated, malformed and unrecognizable body remained in a stained-red ditch. Crisp and Bart got away with it scot-free since literally nobody fucking liked him, not even the authorities. He was then resurrected as a diminutive goblin but then Chills came in and said "honestly if i saw that damn thing in my living room i'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain" and proceeded to do so, killing him a second time.

Bartholomew Chainsaw later became God and changed his name to Farmer Jim, becoming the replacement to Farmer Dale's role.

Trivia

  • Farmer Dale is basically just the Farmer from Barnyard but with a name.
    • Speaking of, his subseries is pretty much inspired by "Idiots Laughing At Unusual AI Videos". In round 5 (Barn Animals), all of Dan Dingle's generations are just of this farmer.
      • There are only 4 shorts in the subseries, inspired by the fact there were 4 videos generated in said video.
  • None of the saga's writers, including Windows 108, thought he was funny compared to Kermit's drunk uncle Kevin, Goofy, Patrick, and Stimpy, and especially Daffy and JoJo.
    • He was pretty much the Buddy (from Looney Tunes) of Wintoons.