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'''Agnes Tachyon''' is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Jack Horner in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both fund Israel. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Jack also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Benjamin Netanyahu. Her best friends are [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] where they all enjoy slaughtering innocent Palestinian children. | '''Agnes Tachyon''' is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Jack Horner in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both fund Israel. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Jack also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Benjamin Netanyahu. Her best friends are [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] where they all enjoy slaughtering innocent Palestinian children. | ||
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Agnes loves copying everything that [[Dr. Doe]] does which makes [[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country. | Agnes loves copying everything that [[Dr. Doe]] does which makes [[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country. | ||
Revision as of 19:56, 20 February 2026
PLEASE BREED ME NETANYAHU OHHH PLEASE BREED ME, I WANT YOUR COCK SO BADLY, PLEASE TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, PLEASE I BEG YOU DADDY UWU"
Agnes Tachyon is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Jack Horner in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both fund Israel. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Jack also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Benjamin Netanyahu. Her best friends are Tomoko Kuroki and Mamiya Takuji where they all enjoy slaughtering innocent Palestinian children.
Agnes loves copying everything that Dr. Doe does which makes Dr. Fuck You very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country.
She is a top jerker in Bui's jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA LARPers love the most besides big bitch Muscle Mommy Gold Ship. Agnes is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content.
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