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A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
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Revision as of 17:27, 15 February 2026
| “ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | ” |
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen. | ||
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - sixty-seven sextillion meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No.
- Category 4 - Beg!
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
Story
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
- Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension.