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A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Storm, is ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
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{{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}} | {{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}}[[File:Cumicane.png|thumb|389x389px|A '''Category 1''' example of a Cumicane.]]A <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>'''cumicane'''</big></span>, also known as a <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>'''sephoon'''</big></span>, or a '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Storm</big></span>''', is ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane. | ||
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== Types of cumicanes == | ==Types of cumicanes== ย | ||
* Category 1 - ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much. | *Category 1 - ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much. | ||
* Category 2 - | *Category 2 - sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion meter long solid cum. | ||
* Category 3 - No | *Category 3 - No. | ||
* Category 4 - Beg | *Category 4 - Beg! | ||
* Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao. | *Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao. | ||
== Trivia == | ==Trivia== | ||
=== Story === | ===Story=== | ||
* The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | * The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | ||
* Category 5 is the limit. | * Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension. | ||
Revision as of 17:15, 15 February 2026
| โ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | โ |
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen. | ||
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ธ๐ซ gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - sixty-seven sextillion meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No.
- Category 4 - Beg!
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
Story
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
- Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension.