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Description: Uglúk MD was an Uruk-hai doctor who participated during the war of the ring, he is prophesized in ancient myths to be the [[ | Description: Uglúk MD was an Uruk-hai doctor who participated during the war of the ring, he is prophesized in ancient myths to be the [[The chosen one|orc that will put the meat back on the menu]]. Ugluk is very racist and hates orc maggots because they are weak and stupid and he doesn't take orders from them | ||
Latest revision as of 23:32, 20 January 2026
Item# SCP-Ϫ69
Object class: thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: None, He will deliver
Description: Uglúk MD was an Uruk-hai doctor who participated during the war of the ring, he is prophesized in ancient myths to be the orc that will put the meat back on the menu. Ugluk is very racist and hates orc maggots because they are weak and stupid and he doesn't take orders from them
Addendum Ϫ69-1 i'm starving, we ain't have nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days
"Give him some medicine, boys"
-Ugluk prescribing ozempic to Nikocado avocado
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He doesn't take orders from orc maggots