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Throughout her adventures doing goblin shit. Some pink haired mofo named Trunks got the stiffies for her. Like real down bad. Too bad he was too freaky, even for her liking. And these days keeps stalking her, hoping one day he claps her cheeks.[[File:8mb.video-vw8-igls8cAT.mp4|thumb|The Drink showing his unhealthy obsession with Midna]] | Throughout her adventures doing goblin shit. Some pink haired mofo named Trunks got the stiffies for her. Like real down bad. Too bad he was too freaky, even for her liking. And these days keeps stalking her, hoping one day he claps her cheeks. | ||
[[File:2ab63ffedb209bc1d797a0098fe2e676dd6e01f0 hq.gif|left|frame|Midna trying to tell Trunks to fuck off]] | |||
[[File:8mb.video-vw8-igls8cAT.mp4|thumb|The Drink showing his unhealthy obsession with Midna]] | |||
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Revision as of 11:34, 6 December 2024
Midna is some goblin who's obviously very freaky as most goblins do, as she is into feral porn like wolves and horses. She rivals Vaush in who's down bad for horse cock.
What may people don't know is that she wasn't always a goblin, in fact she was once a 7ft tall queen. But she sacrified her height to save a child of her people from uncle samsonite, banishing him to Caillou's GoAnimate world where he were to be grounded grounded grounded for a very, VERY long tome. This was the the most selfless deed she had done. But the reduction of her size kicked her out of power, putting her in exile. Turning her mad and freaky.
She spends the rest of the days turning Swedish twinks into her pets and steeds, dumpster diving at night. Tweaking out and sucking dicks at the back of a IHOP
Throughout her adventures doing goblin shit. Some pink haired mofo named Trunks got the stiffies for her. Like real down bad. Too bad he was too freaky, even for her liking. And these days keeps stalking her, hoping one day he claps her cheeks.
