Nikocado Avocado

"I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath."

Nikocado Avocado (ニック・アボカド), later named the Avogodo, is a mukbang YouTuber known for his awesome and yummy mukbangs. He is the Malevolent Gluttony Overlord. In his videos, he usually gets into fights with Orlin Home, someone the public once believed to be his husband until it was revealed that he was actually an operative sent to thwart "the Avogodo's rise."

According to his buddy Christian Weston Chandler, "He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!"

Personality

Nikocado Avocado is fat. He is also an outrageous, entitled, gluttonous personality with a love for food (especially Takis) and promoting his own merchandise.

Especially as the Avogodo, he will consume anything for mukbang content. Your grandma's ashes? Food. The corpses of his enemies? Of course. Hug Fruit Barrels? Yes... even those.

History

On August 9, 1945, Nikocado wanted to take a nice vacation to Nagasaki, Japan. During the trip, he was marveling over the city's beautiful sights, pressing up against the door of the helicopter in which he rode in to get a better view. Unfortunately, the door was not secured properly, and Nikocado was unable to steady himself, resulting in the fat man flailing and plummeting towards the city below. Upon impact with the ground, he created a crater so deep the entire city of Nagasaki was instantly pulverized, effectively ending the war. Nikocado's mass and gravity bent space and time, resulting in the immediate surrender of Japan. This incident was known as the Fat Man.

In the aftermath Nagasaki's destruction, the Japanese government took ownership of Nikocado, keeping him hidden from the public as a weapon of mass destruction. In an effort to maintain anonymity, the Japanese government required Nikocado to lose weight and switched him to a vegan diet. During this time, the government made a horrifying discovery: Nikocado wasn't human. Instead, he was a disguise for an entity known as the Avogodo. According to ancient folkore of the Avocado People, the emergence of the Avogodo signaled an era of unending darkness, destined to shroud the world for ten thousand years. The tales spoke of an uncontrollable force that would consume all in its path, eradicating light, hope, and life itself.

The Japanense government had unwittingly played a part in potentially releasing a cataclysmic force upon the world. The responsibility to contain this imminent threat soon fell onto an unlikely individual: Orlin Home. Being the only subject brave enough to accept it, Orlin was tasked with keeping the entity at bay, letting his identity to the public be known as the lover of Nikocado Avocado.

Sometime between 2012 and 2014, Nikocado Avocado began his presence on YouTube, showing himself as a slender, positive, and wholesome vegan in a relationship with his supposed loving boyfriend. As a want for views got greater, however, so did Nikocado Avocado's hunger. Over the years, the mukbang YouTuber grew in views and, most notably, his mass while Orlin's waistline followed suite, metaphorically and quite literally bearing the weight of his commitment.

For many years, Orlin worked tirelessly as Nikocado's content grew more bizarre and excessive. The amounts of food consumed became more and more copious, with videos such as "EATING $3.6 MILLION WORTH OF GOLD JEWELLERY • MUKBANG" and "How many Flintstones Gummy Vitamins will make me 400 pounds?" being proof of his ever-escalating diet choices. As the line between the Nikocado persona and the Avogodo entity blurred, Orlin's stress increased. The fate of humanity rested on his shoulders, a burden he bore while maintaining the façade of a relationship with a figure whose true nature was more sinister than anyone could have imagined.

Orlin's efforts turned out to be futile in a video on the Nikocado Avocado channel showing his last appearance: "How much Bath Salts will make me 400 pounds? Orlin Mukbang." Viewers watched in horror as the unspeakable happened: Nikocado devoured Orlin. In hindsight, the warning signs were there from the start; he also ate the many pets they used to own such as Noodle the Parrot, some sloth that bit his finger and his first mobility scooter. His second mobilty scooter died from being flung by a trebutchet.

The absorption of his so-called lover proved to be the final step for unshackling the Avogodo from its confines. The force that prophecies had foretold, an entity of darkness and destruction, was no longer held at bay. The very atmosphere trembled as the Avogodo's ominous presence spread, devouring light and life just for the sake of its own gluttonous desires.

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Nikocado and the Rock coming face to face on the last day of time

He's out there. Somewhere. Rumors have it that he is used as a super weapon for Ukraine during second invasion of Russia towards Ukraine.

Trivia

• Nikocado Avocado has a collection of baby teeth that he keeps suspended in jelly to eat in case of emergencies.
• One time, he attempted to jump the Grand Canyon with his mobility scooter. He failed miserably and ended up rolling and flailing down.
• He is fatter than Yo Fat Mama.
• His favorite flavor of ice cream is melted butter.
• He is the one who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
• He ate an entire bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk.
• Nikocado Avocado once farted on the queen of England and caused her to disintegrate.
• The reason Nikocado randomly cries throughout his content is because he can hear the voices of the damned from deep within the earth.
• In his free time, Nikocado Avocado regularly travels down the Mississippi River on a wooden raft with his dog, Snowflake. Their favorite activity while traveling is throwing sticks of butter into the water in an attempt to create a new species of river creature known as "Big Chunkies."

Nikocado Avocado
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Aliases:	Nikocado Avocado The Malevolent Gluttony Overlord The Avogodo Fat Man Gluttony Devil Eater of Souls
Age:	∞
Gender:	obese
Weight:	1 Nikocado
Occupations:	Being fat
Crimes:	Being fat
Voice Actors:	Nicholas Perry (English, US) Mike Myers (English, UK) Nikoichi Peri (Japanese) Kim Jong-un (Korean)