Brian Griffin

Brain
Liberal

“	“Woah! A canine with the gift of speech is upon us?”	”
-- Peter Griffin Family Guy: 1.0 You Will (Not) Laugh and Cry

Brian Griffin is a dog... who can TALK.

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX

History

Born on a farm in Austin, Texas, Brian Griffin was just your average dog. He grew up with his parents and siblings, and a small but not necessarily happy life. One day, for some reason, things changed; he gained the gift of speaking in American English. Then, and only then, could he pursue his true passion: being mildly racist.

Once he moved to Quahog, RI after being banned from Texas for "being such a scamp," he came across a man named Peter Griffin. When he spoke to him and his family for the first time, the Griffin clan was shocked, but pleasantly so. Despite taking on the task of being Peter's tard wrangler, Brian did find that they had a lot in common. Thus began the saga of Family Guy.

Being a talking dog in Quahog, Brian initially found struggle in how he was treated; on one hand he was talking, but on the other he was dog. Luckily for him, Quahog's water supply contained enough lead (due to Peter's hijinks) to make women be chill with fucking dogs, so that's cool for him I guess.

At one point, Brian took two of his fellow dogs, Vinny and New Brian, to E3. They thought it was a great E3 that year and that the video game trailers were amazing.

In "Life of a brain in the body of Brian," the life of Brian came to an end. He fucking died.

That's right. Our dog, Brian Griffin, is dead. (god bless his almighty soul).

Powers and Abilities

• Can speak English
• Is a dog
• Mild racism
• Dying

Trivia

• He is DogsEatingDogs6’s waifu

• He did, in fact, gigoogity Peter Griffin. He geschmoigiddied his geflavaty with his googus in Vegetta giggletaurussusgoog