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A cousin of Morbious, she was once a normal girl, who's talent was melodious. | A cousin of Morbious, she was once a normal girl, who's talent was melodious. | ||
was slain prematurely by a fiend so familiar, that fiend's name was Amelia | was slain prematurely by a fiend so familiar, that fiend's name was Amelia, or was it a [[Black Daliha|Dahlia]] perhaps? | ||
Deep in the casket of dirt, her eternal slumber was would end up not being her first. | Deep in the casket of dirt, her eternal slumber was would end up not being her first. | ||
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Her person remained same, now with less vanity, but now with a vengeance buried in her sanity. | Her person remained same, now with less vanity, but now with a vengeance buried in her sanity. | ||
Her quest like many others involves | Her quest like many others involves halting [[The Skull Heart]], so that she may rest again. | ||
And even so, Squigly's non-consented quest may be never-ending still has yet to put another Skullgirl to rest. For her mother too became a skullgirl. | |||
But fear not for when she says, it's '''squigling''' time! She shall '''squig''' all over her foes! | |||
[[File:Squigly by gamerbot101 dfjtloh-fullview.jpg|none|thumb|348x348px|Squigly doing a '''''"Devious Rizz"''''']] | |||
=== Squigma Male === | |||
There are '''<big>three</big>''' kinds of '''<big>gitz</big>''' in dis '''wurld!''' | |||
'''BIG GITZ!''' | |||
'''LITTLE GITZ!''' | |||
'''AND LITTLER GITZ!''' | |||
And | '''<big>Big Gitz</big>''' belong to the top, while '''littler gitz''' belong at '''<big>da bottom!</big>''' | ||
Dey makes up '''<big>the social dominance pyramid of hierarchy!</big>''' | |||
But den, we have da '''<big>SQUIGMA Male!</big>''' | |||
'''Squigma males''' exist '''outside''' of da '''pyramid fingy!''' | |||
Dey iz '''<big>confident!</big>''' Cuz they got no '''brainz''' for '''<big>doubtin' demselvz!</big>''' | |||
Dey don't care with da git race of '''<big>acquirin' booty!</big>''' Cuz they '''<big>don't needz it!</big>''' | |||
Insults and jibes! Slide '''rite off em!''' Cuz they'z '''<big>round</big>''' and '''<big>frictionless!</big>''' | |||
Even da <big>Biggest, '''BADDEST''' '''BOSS'''</big> must '''<big>BOW DOWN</big>''' to da '''<big>mite</big>''' an da '''<big>strength</big>''' of a '''<big>Squigma!</big>''' | |||
For dey ar da <big>Biggest, '''BADDEST''' '''BOSS'''</big> dere iz! | |||
Dey ar '''confident''' in '''social situationz''', cuz dey hav '''<big>bettah mannaz</big>''' and ar '''<big>more siviloized</big>''' 'dan da other gitz! | |||
Dey do not '''relyz''' on anyone else for '''advice!''' Cuz anything dey don't know, '''<big>ain't wurth knowin'!</big>''' | |||
Other gitz ar '''<big>zoggin' schtuwpid!</big>''' Cuz '''<big>dey don't know what dey know!</big>''' Like doin' an <big>'''uppacut!'''</big> And <big>'''gettin gitz ova 'ere!'''</big> | |||
Dey ar '''<big>cunningly brutal!</big>''' And dey ar <big>'''brutally cunning!'''</big> | |||
Dey only drez in '''purpz, redz''' and '''whitez!''' Cuz dey showz '''<big>powaz to ovacum death!</big>''' | |||
Dey must get zem '''clouvs''' from '''<big>Hot Topic!</big>''' Cuz dey stikez fear into da puny heartz of da '''<big>skullgirlz</big>''' and da '''<big>muzlimz!</big>''' | |||
If a sign sayz '''keep off grass'''; Dey '''<big>step on it anyway!</big>''' Cuz it'z '''funy''' and dey '''<big>don't carez 'bout dyin' again!</big>''' | |||
A '''Squigma''' '''<big>never</big>''' takez orderz from a '''<big>stinkin' skullgirl</big>''', after dey iz '''<big>dead!</big>''' And i'''ntstead''', showz dat '''<big>skullgirl who'z boss</big>''' after '''<big>krumpin dere hedz in!</big>''' | |||
And finalliz! A '''Squigma male''' only '''<big>sleepz in coffinz!</big>''' Cuz theyz '''comboz''' into deir '''<big>tag team foites!</big>''' and helpz get der '''<big>7 yearz sleep a day!</big>''' | |||
[[Category:Undead]] | [[Category:Undead]] | ||
Revision as of 05:33, 14 September 2024
A cousin of Morbious, she was once a normal girl, who's talent was melodious.
was slain prematurely by a fiend so familiar, that fiend's name was Amelia, or was it a Dahlia perhaps?
Deep in the casket of dirt, her eternal slumber was would end up not being her first.
For a snake by the name of Leviathan dug into her rotted body, and reborn her anew in a body now shoddy.
Her person remained same, now with less vanity, but now with a vengeance buried in her sanity.
Her quest like many others involves halting The Skull Heart, so that she may rest again.
And even so, Squigly's non-consented quest may be never-ending still has yet to put another Skullgirl to rest. For her mother too became a skullgirl.
But fear not for when she says, it's squigling time! She shall squig all over her foes!
Squigma Male
There are three kinds of gitz in dis wurld!
BIG GITZ!
LITTLE GITZ!
AND LITTLER GITZ!
Big Gitz belong to the top, while littler gitz belong at da bottom!
Dey makes up the social dominance pyramid of hierarchy!
But den, we have da SQUIGMA Male!
Squigma males exist outside of da pyramid fingy!
Dey iz confident! Cuz they got no brainz for doubtin' demselvz!
Dey don't care with da git race of acquirin' booty! Cuz they don't needz it!
Insults and jibes! Slide rite off em! Cuz they'z round and frictionless!
Even da Biggest, BADDEST BOSS must BOW DOWN to da mite an da strength of a Squigma!
For dey ar da Biggest, BADDEST BOSS dere iz!
Dey ar confident in social situationz, cuz dey hav bettah mannaz and ar more siviloized 'dan da other gitz!
Dey do not relyz on anyone else for advice! Cuz anything dey don't know, ain't wurth knowin'!
Other gitz ar zoggin' schtuwpid! Cuz dey don't know what dey know! Like doin' an uppacut! And gettin gitz ova 'ere!
Dey ar cunningly brutal! And dey ar brutally cunning!
Dey only drez in purpz, redz and whitez! Cuz dey showz powaz to ovacum death!
Dey must get zem clouvs from Hot Topic! Cuz dey stikez fear into da puny heartz of da skullgirlz and da muzlimz!
If a sign sayz keep off grass; Dey step on it anyway! Cuz it'z funy and dey don't carez 'bout dyin' again!
A Squigma never takez orderz from a stinkin' skullgirl, after dey iz dead! And intstead, showz dat skullgirl who'z boss after krumpin dere hedz in!
And finalliz! A Squigma male only sleepz in coffinz! Cuz theyz comboz into deir tag team foites! and helpz get der 7 yearz sleep a day!