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Santa Claus is considered a being of divine judgement and getting presents like PS3s to Chad Warden and gives [[ | Santa Claus is considered a being of divine judgement and getting presents like PS3s to Chad Warden and gives [[coal]] to bitches in the [[Sharty tripod|sharty]]. | ||
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Santa Claus is the spirit of Christmas and friend of Jesus Christ who is speculated to live in Greenland, Lapland or Northern Siberia. He has squad of deer and elves who he enslaves like serfs to bring all the treats and gifts to help pass the long winters across the world, and defeat villains such as Krampus and The grinch
He is very, very fat and used to wear a green outfit before the near end of the world war I. However he grew too fat for it and now has to stick with a red one ever since, thanks to Coca-Cola.
He tricked a pawn of the devil himself called Pitch and defeated him by shooting him in the ass with a dart
Santa Claus is considered a being of divine judgement and getting presents like PS3s to Chad Warden and gives coal to bitches in the sharty.
There's also this demon called Krampus who basically does the same shit but vice versa. He gifts the good kids crappy trinkets like an out of tune xylophone made of milk teeth, and murders, abducts and tourtures bratty kids instead.