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* You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet. | * You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet. | ||
* You cannot post the Bowser fart gif. | * You cannot post the Bowser fart gif. | ||
* You cannot post furry porn. | |||
* Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed. | * Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed. | ||
* You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup. | * You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup. | ||
*NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi". | *NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi". | ||
*You cannot say the N-word. | *You cannot say the N-word. | ||
*You cannot post gore and execution videos | *You cannot post gore and execution videos | ||
*Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them. | *Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them. | ||
*Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness. | *Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness. | ||
Revision as of 22:26, 6 June 2024
The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you...
He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws:
List of Laws
- Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed.
- You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet.
- You cannot post the Bowser fart gif.
- You cannot post furry porn.
- Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed.
- You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup.
- NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi".
- You cannot say the N-word.
- You cannot post gore and execution videos
- Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them.
- Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness.
- You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman
- Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court.
- Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet.
- England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom.
- It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
- Santa Claus is not real.
- Do not microwave cake.
- You cannot chew with your mouth open.
- Smoking is bad for you.
- Do your homework.