Big Brother

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The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you...

He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws:

List of Laws

• Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed.
• You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet.
• You cannot post the Bowser fart gif.
• Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed.
• You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup.
• NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi".
• You cannot say the N-word.
• You cannot post gore and execution videos.
• Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them.
• Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness.
• You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman
• Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court.
• Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet.
• England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom.
• It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
• Santa Claus is not real.
• Do not microwave cake.
• You cannot chew with your mouth open.
• Smoking is bad for you.
• Do your homework.