666 Scary Road Drive

Mortzenrique, officially the Super Serious United 7 Grand Dad Authoritarian Federal Imperial Theocratic Democratic People's Sovereign Commonwealth Freakycratic Kingdom of the Grand Free City Galactic Republic Holy Empire of Mortzenrique (Enriquian: ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ), also known as Wawario & Wawaluigi H.Q., is an laughably small and ridiculously minuscule micronation spanning the entirety of a dumpster. It is also where ­ and Enrique! live and their home, with it also being their headquarters A.K.A. their EPIC af evil lair. It is located in Scary Road Drive. It comically stands out compared to every other house in the neighborhood since it's a fucking dumpster. E unoriginally nicknames it his "Eeeeeevil FUCKING Fartress", drawling out the word "evil" like his favorite superhero Mermaid Man (despite MM having a bounty on E's head for committing 67 octodecillion inhumane atrocities across multiple multiverses since he's a NPC/superhero.) Everything that would usually be inanimate is sentient in their house, including the couch, the TV, Enrique's various mustaches that he keeps in his closest, all the self-deprecating portraits hanging on their wall and their "Seamen action figures".

........that they actually has.

National anthem

• ALL HEIL WALUIGI

Inhabitants/Citizens

• ­
• Enrique!

Trivia

• due to enrique's unhinged behavior and superhuman abilities, every fucking country on every planet of the milky way galaxy consider mortzenrique as a genuine terrorist threat and have a bounty on his head

Gallery

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  Their room
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  the room before the "renovation".