Super Jangle 64

ey, jim? y'know that game super jangle 64? yeah i reckon it's time that we uhhh talk about it. it is the main subject for this article, anywho.

wha, dave? you wan' me to explain all of super jangle 64 to you? alright then, here goes nothin'.

err super jangle 69 is ermmm it's uhh it's a game muhkay? it's uhhhh it's a game and uhhh not a show or uh movie and uhhhh it's unfinished as fuck so y'all can all just scurry off okei?

Basic summary

In a sleepy and unsuspecting town, an introverted gooner by the name of Jangle's giant hentai shrine mysteriously vanishes in her room at 3 in the morning. Enraged, he goes on an insane mind-blowing, reality-warping quest to retrieve them and find and beat the shit out of culprit, and it eventually leads to her accidentally defeating the C.E.O. of Evil himself without realizing the culprit was there the entire time.

Plot

In the dead of night, the streetlights lit in a silent motion, lays Rodrick "Jangle" Heffley's house. He is sound asleep when suddenly in one swift motion, his entire hentai shrine mysteriously vanishes in the hands of an unknown thief. He wakes up, realizes, cries, cums before gaining the strength to step outside for the first time in his incel life to goon the adventure of his lifetime to bring the robber to justice, whoever they fucking are.

enemy encounters

• Cecil Turtle (both the first and last boss)
• Rivers Surk
• Dotar Surk
• Pickle Rick
• Dozaeth
• Postman Pat
• Ka-Chung
• Bean Khan
• A1 Steak Sauce

NPC encounters (as in theyre non-playable)

• Tyeddi
• Oh Brother

enemies that become friendly after you defeat them

• Pinja Norn