Pistacchio Joe

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Biographical Information

Pistachhio Joe also known as Joe is a Gunslinger from Amerika and a Minor character within the lore of Neo Blood Debt He is a member of the Turkish Shadow Government and a Westerneboo He exclusively uses Colts .666, his stand, Gorillaz - Cling Eastwood and his insufferably bad attempts at trying to replicate southern accent to eliminatoriate his adversaries. Because in the Noobic Federation Being Pathetic is not a crime according to the lore Joe was Previously arrested by STRELA because he cooked chicken without seasoning and not adding chili to thai curry. Joe is stated to be either the right hand man of ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ or John Reed due to his funny ass name.

Early Life

Pistacchio was born in a mongolian village of Tu-Tzu-Han-Su-Hai, Bayanhongor Province, Mongolia. He was growing up in a family of a lowly miner and was fascinated with the Wild West. Growing up with Clint Eastwood movies he ended up thinking that there is nothing more western than a movies made by italian directors, that are being accompanied by soundtrack, made by an italian who has never been to the United States ever. He barely scraped enough money to buy a mere Lacoste shirt, the cheapest Dior hat and simple panda skin assless chaps to pass as the least wealthy cowboy in Blood Debt.

Blud Debt

WIP

Season 2

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Gallery

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  Basically a picture of buster scruggs

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  Pistacchio with his firey eyes playing obnoxious Western guitar music

Abilities

• The Colt .666: A colt single action army that fires bullets that are overcharged with hypersatanist energy that is above the level of even Evil Ass Jia Wenqian's hypersatanist energy reserves
• His Stand: Gorillaz Cling Eastwood: idk how it even works.
• His Fire Eyes: Pretty self explainable if you read the eye section on his infobox
• Eastwood Technique: Quickdraw - Pistacchio does a Spaghetti western moment and does a quickdraw extremely fast
• Eastwood Technique: Imperfect Deadeye - Pistacchio has a imperfect version of the deadeye ability from rdr2
• Epic Gamer Sharpshooting: He is able to fire his Colt .666 without having to look behind himself however this requires Joe to have a mirror in order to pull off the buster Scruggs moment
• Looney Toons ahh tomfuckery: Due to him being a parody of Buster Scruggs he gains the Loony toons tomfoolery

Relationships

• Master Joe - Percieved Father
• John War and Pain - Brother in Law
• ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ - Boss/Friend/The Right Hand Man to Jakarta
• Aphex Twin - Acquaintance
• Vera Belaya - Squadmate/Friends
• Denis Zhuka - Great Bros
• Amelia Lin - Squadmate/Friends
• Stanislav Jr. - Squad mate/Buddies
• Randrei Aleksandr - Homie
• John Reed - Other Boss/Friends
• A literal fucking panda - Bros
• Berserkio - Squadmate/Buddies
• Lotton The Wizard - Squadmate/Bros
• Furlexei Tailasov - Friends
• Nikita Melnik - Squadmates/Neutral
• ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ - Acquaintance
• Yerzhan Samakulov - Squadmate
• The EVIL Doctor(†) - Uneasy Acquaintance
• Shitty G -
• Masha Ryabinovich -
• Stanislav Kulikov -
• Krispy

Trivia

• Out Of all the characters its pretty easy to make images for Pistacchio as all you need is an image of buster scruggs along with sunglasses, fire, the Dior logo if his hat is fully in the picture and finally the Lacoste Crocodile
• His favorite video game is The Town With No Name (Wii U remaster)
• He hates the Filet-O-Fish it is literally poison to him this is the lore reason to why his favorite meal is Chewing Tobacco
• He Despises foot fetishists for some reason
• Wow Wow is probably his actual official theme