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[[File: | [[File:Oh my fuck!.mp4|thumb|475x475px|A rare video of the creature.|center]]The mythical and infamous '''Photino Birds''', also known as the '''Slop Stompers''', are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter <small>(oooh, spooky)</small> known for crushing anything they walk on like fucking galaxies. They are very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. [[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]] mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, attacking it, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography. | ||
=== Gallery === | |||
[[File:Lataus (1).jpg | [[File:Lataus (1).jpg|thumb|The Slop Stomper making [[Wilson]] his pet.|left]] | ||
[[Category:CREATURES]] | [[Category:CREATURES]] | ||
[[Category:Kaikkivoipa]] | [[Category:Kaikkivoipa]] | ||
[[Category:Birds]] | [[Category:Birds]] | ||
[[Category:Big]] | [[Category:Big]] | ||
[[Category:𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂]] | |||
[[Category:WAH WAH WAH!]] | [[Category:WAH WAH WAH!]] | ||
[[Category:XD]] | [[Category:XD]] | ||
[[Category:NOOT NOOT Empowered]] | [[Category:NOOT NOOT Empowered]] | ||
Revision as of 15:12, 30 May 2026
The mythical and infamous Photino Birds, also known as the Slop Stompers, are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter (oooh, spooky) known for crushing anything they walk on like fucking galaxies. They are very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. The Dark Lord mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, attacking it, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography.
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The Slop Stomper making Wilson his pet.