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'''Dan Backslide''' is a sociopathic schizophrenic edgelord who serves no purpose but to be depressed, drink a lot and do smokes. He wants to be a freaker but he's too fucking scared and a chicken to fight the NPCs because he's too busy getting drunk, making edgy comments on Reddit and whining about them like a bitch than to throw a single fist at an NPC's ass. As such he gets regularly raped by his fellow Freakers despite being on their side due to him being a pussy which is why he moans "TOMMMMM DIHHHHH LARRRYYYYY" all the time. | '''Dan Backslide''' is a sociopathic schizophrenic edgelord who serves no purpose but to be depressed, drink a lot and do smokes. He wants to be a freaker but he's too fucking scared and a chicken to fight the NPCs because he's too busy getting drunk, making edgy comments on Reddit and whining about them like a bitch than to throw a single fist at an NPC's ass. As such he gets regularly raped by his fellow Freakers despite being on their side due to him being a pussy which is why he moans '''<big>"TOMMMMM DIHHHHH LARRRYYYYY"</big>''' all the time. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:24, 21 May 2026
"TOMMMM DIHHHH LARRYYYY" - his catchphrase
Dan Backslide is a sociopathic schizophrenic edgelord who serves no purpose but to be depressed, drink a lot and do smokes. He wants to be a freaker but he's too fucking scared and a chicken to fight the NPCs because he's too busy getting drunk, making edgy comments on Reddit and whining about them like a bitch than to throw a single fist at an NPC's ass. As such he gets regularly raped by his fellow Freakers despite being on their side due to him being a pussy which is why he moans "TOMMMMM DIHHHHH LARRRYYYYY" all the time.