Dan Backslide

"TOMMMM DIHHHH LARRYYYY" - his catchphrase

Dan Backslide is a sociopathic schizophrenic edgelord who serves no purpose but to be depressed, drink a lot and do smokes. He wants to be a freaker but he's too fucking scared and a chicken to fight the NPCs because he's too busy getting drunk, making edgy comments on Reddit and whining about them like a bitch than to throw a single fist at an NPC's ass. As such he gets regularly raped by his fellow Freakers despite being on their side due to him being a pussy which is why he moans "TOMMMMM DIHHHHH LARRRYYYYY" all the time.