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ย WARNING THIS PAGE HAS A NPC ON IT! ๐๐๐ | ย WARNING THIS PAGE HAS A NPC ON IT! ๐๐๐ | ||
[[File:Emily jones.webp|thumb]] | [[File:Emily jones.webp|thumb|LEGO<sup>โ</sup> my Eggo!]] | ||
Emily Jones is a fucking NPC bitch and a | '''Emily Jones''' is a fucking NPC bitch and a pedophile. | ||
== Backstory == | == Backstory == | ||
Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty | Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty LEGO<sup>โ</sup> set in 2015 (aka the first set of LEGO<sup>โ</sup> Elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from LEGO<sup>โ</sup> for not making enough money for LEGO<sup>โ</sup> with the ''LEGO<sup>โ</sup> Elves'' franchise. She joined the [[NPC Alliance]] under the presumption that the ''LEGO<sup>โ</sup> Elves'' franchise would be revived. ย | ||
She was friends with the | She was friends with the ''Bionicle'' and ''LEGO<sup>โ</sup> Hero Factory'' characters, before they were converted to ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ถ. Emily got so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet because she didnโt get enough attention. | ||
She supports Unteralterbach (WHEN IT LITERALLY HAS CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO WERE SAโD) saying that โThose bitches asked for it! They were demons!โ And where she was promptly castrated by William Furno. | She supports Unteralterbach (WHEN IT LITERALLY HAS CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO WERE SAโD) saying that โThose bitches asked for it! They were demons!โ And where she was promptly castrated by William Furno. | ||
== Her awesome ass death == | == Her awesome ass death == | ||
One day Emily was gooning to Unteralterbach, until [[Fugi-Dove]] broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโt support your pedo shit,โ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT BERND AND HIS PEDOPHILE SHIT!โ And he would later kill her friends and the | One day Emily was gooning to Unteralterbach, until [[Fugi-Dove]] broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโt support your pedo shit,โ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT BERND AND HIS PEDOPHILE SHIT!โ And he would later kill her friends and the ''LEGO<sup>โ</sup> Friends'' bitches | ||
Revision as of 14:14, 17 May 2026
WARNING THIS PAGE HAS A NPC ON IT! ๐๐๐
Emily Jones is a fucking NPC bitch and a pedophile.
Backstory
Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty LEGOโ set in 2015 (aka the first set of LEGOโ Elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from LEGOโ for not making enough money for LEGOโ with the LEGOโ Elves franchise. She joined the NPC Alliance under the presumption that the LEGOโ Elves franchise would be revived.
She was friends with the Bionicle and LEGOโ Hero Factory characters, before they were converted to ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ถ. Emily got so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet because she didnโt get enough attention.
She supports Unteralterbach (WHEN IT LITERALLY HAS CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO WERE SAโD) saying that โThose bitches asked for it! They were demons!โ And where she was promptly castrated by William Furno.
Her awesome ass death
One day Emily was gooning to Unteralterbach, until Fugi-Dove broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโt support your pedo shit,โ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT BERND AND HIS PEDOPHILE SHIT!โ And he would later kill her friends and the LEGOโ Friends bitches