Squirt

Squirt is Dragon's adoptive brother that later works with Dick Dastardly in the second half of the story. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the freakers made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Dragon isn't really mad at Squirt for working with Dick, just kinda disappointed.

We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.

Trivia

• He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she became his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive incest".
• If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?

Gallery

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  That fucking face

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  he forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th