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The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/; German: Haus Habsburg, lit.'House of the Hawk's hill' [haʊs ˈhaːbsbʊrɡ] ⓘ), also known as the House of Austria,[note 6] was one of the most powerful dynasties in the history of Western civilization. They were best known for ruling vast realms throughout Europe and the Americas during the Middle Ages and early modern period, including the Holy Roman Empire, the Habsburg monarchy and Spain.[3][4]
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'''Incest''' is when two people who are super closely related by blood, love each other very much. The concept of incest is fundamentally immoral and disgusting and is of course condemned by developed nations and various religions like the Abrahamic religions and Buddhism. Unfortunately that didn't stop hillbillies and the 1% from fucking their siblings and cousins.


More unfortunate news shows that many stinky atheists like the [[L.O.S.E.R.S|𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼]] are also starting to become sexually attracted to the concept of incest because of their crippling developed porn addiction.
The house takes its name from Habsburg Castle, a Swabian fortress built in the 1020s in present-day Switzerland by Radbot of Klettgau, who named his fortress Habsburg. His grandson Otto II was the first to take the fortress name as his own, adding "Count of Habsburg" to his title. In 1273, Count Radbot's seventh-generation descendant, Rudolph, was elected King of the Romans. Taking advantage of the extinction of the Babenbergs and of his victory over Ottokar II of Bohemia at the Battle on the Marchfeld in 1278, he appointed his sons as Dukes of Austria and moved the family's power base to Vienna, where the Habsburg dynasty gained the name of "House of Austria" and ruled until 1918.


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The throne of the Holy Roman Empire was continuously occupied by the Habsburgs from 1440 until their extinction in the male line in 1740, and, as the Habsburg-Lorraines from 1765 until its dissolution in 1806. The dissolution resulted from a combination of factors, chief among them Napoleon’s military victories in Germany. The empire’s authority had steadily weakened, while political fragmentation among the German states further eroded central control. Economic strains and intensifying regional rivalries compounded these challenges, ultimately destabilizing the Holy Roman Empire. The house also produced kings of Bohemia, Hungary, Croatia, Slavonia, Dalmatia, Spain, Portugal, Sicily, Lombardy-Venetia and Galicia-Lodomeria, with their respective colonies; rulers of several principalities in the Low Countries and Italy; numerous prince-bishoprics in the Holy Roman Empire, and in the 19th century, emperors of Austria and of Austria-Hungary, as well as one emperor of Mexico. The family split several times into parallel branches, most consequentially in the mid-16th century between its Spanish and German-Austrian branches following the abdication of Emperor Charles V in 1556. Although they ruled distinct territories, the different branches nevertheless maintained close relations and frequently intermarried.


A prime example of an incestuous group, are talking, wildly coloured ponies. Namely Applejack and her retarded family. Someone call [[Lee Goldson]]. Apparently, [[Isabelle]] x Digby fans don't think of the consequences of incest just like how many fans of [[vore]] don't think of the ethical horrors of being digested alive and the logistical consequences of devouring a whole person alive.
Members of the Habsburg family oversee the Austrian branch of the Order of the Golden Fleece, the Order of the Starry Cross and the Imperial and Royal Order of Saint George. The current head of the family is Karl von Habsburg.
 
==Consequences==
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Incest can lead to deformities caused by '''autosomal recessive genetic disorder''' which results in generally undesirable offspring, making them more prone to disease and deformities such as having multiple limbs of varying functionality, having one eye, having a bent spine, and most commonly [[Rev says desu|mental retardation]].
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Revision as of 08:30, 8 August 2026

The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/; German: Haus Habsburg, lit. 'House of the Hawk's hill' [haʊs ˈhaːbsbʊrɡ] ⓘ), also known as the House of Austria,[note 6] was one of the most powerful dynasties in the history of Western civilization. They were best known for ruling vast realms throughout Europe and the Americas during the Middle Ages and early modern period, including the Holy Roman Empire, the Habsburg monarchy and Spain.[3][4]

The house takes its name from Habsburg Castle, a Swabian fortress built in the 1020s in present-day Switzerland by Radbot of Klettgau, who named his fortress Habsburg. His grandson Otto II was the first to take the fortress name as his own, adding "Count of Habsburg" to his title. In 1273, Count Radbot's seventh-generation descendant, Rudolph, was elected King of the Romans. Taking advantage of the extinction of the Babenbergs and of his victory over Ottokar II of Bohemia at the Battle on the Marchfeld in 1278, he appointed his sons as Dukes of Austria and moved the family's power base to Vienna, where the Habsburg dynasty gained the name of "House of Austria" and ruled until 1918.

The throne of the Holy Roman Empire was continuously occupied by the Habsburgs from 1440 until their extinction in the male line in 1740, and, as the Habsburg-Lorraines from 1765 until its dissolution in 1806. The dissolution resulted from a combination of factors, chief among them Napoleon’s military victories in Germany. The empire’s authority had steadily weakened, while political fragmentation among the German states further eroded central control. Economic strains and intensifying regional rivalries compounded these challenges, ultimately destabilizing the Holy Roman Empire. The house also produced kings of Bohemia, Hungary, Croatia, Slavonia, Dalmatia, Spain, Portugal, Sicily, Lombardy-Venetia and Galicia-Lodomeria, with their respective colonies; rulers of several principalities in the Low Countries and Italy; numerous prince-bishoprics in the Holy Roman Empire, and in the 19th century, emperors of Austria and of Austria-Hungary, as well as one emperor of Mexico. The family split several times into parallel branches, most consequentially in the mid-16th century between its Spanish and German-Austrian branches following the abdication of Emperor Charles V in 1556. Although they ruled distinct territories, the different branches nevertheless maintained close relations and frequently intermarried.

Members of the Habsburg family oversee the Austrian branch of the Order of the Golden Fleece, the Order of the Starry Cross and the Imperial and Royal Order of Saint George. The current head of the family is Karl von Habsburg.