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* The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | * The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | ||
* Category 5 is the limit. Going beyond this limit is the | * Category 5 is the limit. Going beyond this limit is the cause of '''[[CUMageddon]].''' | ||
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| “ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | ” |
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen. | ||
A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - 5,000,000-meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No
- Category 4 - Beg
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
Story
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
- Category 5 is the limit. Going beyond this limit is the cause of CUMageddon.