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{{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}} | {{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}} | ||
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A '''cumicane i'''s [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]]'s hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane. | A '''cumicane''', also known as a '''sephoon''', or a '''freaky storm''', '''i'''s [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]]'s hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane. | ||
== Types of cumicanes == | == Types of cumicanes == | ||
Revision as of 18:48, 14 February 2026
| “ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | ” |
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen. | ||
A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a freaky storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - 5,000,000-meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No
- Category 4 - Beg
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.