Jack Spicer

Jack Spicer
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Biographical Information
Sex:	Male
Gender:	Male
Pronouns:	He/Him
Classification(s):	Human
Blood Type:	Evil
Alignment:	Chaotic Evil (self-proclaimed)
Occupation(s):	Evil Boy Genius
Status:	Active
Characteristic Traits
Personality:	Dramatic, narcissistic, theatrical, obsessed with being evil
Interest(s):	Evil schemes, robots, villainy
Likes:	Being evil and things that are evil
Dislikes:	Things that aren't evil
Fighting Style(s):	Uses robots and inventions
Paraphernalia:	Jackbots and other inventions
Goal(s):	To prove he is truly evil
Dream(s):	To become the ultimate evil villain
Physical Appearance
Hair Colour:	Red
Familial Information
Father(s):	That guy who Christian Bale played in Equilibrium
Relationship Statuses
Enemies:	Xiaolin Dragons

Jack Spicer is the single evilest person in the entire Gigaverse, unrivaled by anyone else.

Origin

Jack Spicer was born when Jackie Chan was doing one of his amazingly badass movie stunts. Jackie backflipped off of a skyscraper, covered in bees, drinking poison, and masturbating all at the same time and he stuck the landing without any fuck ups whatsoever.

Unfortunately, one of the sperm cells that came from Jackie's masturbation session in mid air ended up flying into a girl's vagina from the other side of the world, since Jackie's sperm can travel 2856839283 faster then the speed of sound, it meant that the girl was flung into space and the man, known as Jack Spicer was born on Mars without even knowing that he was only born due to a movie stunt.

Becoming evil

One day Jack Spicer was just doing his usual daily routine, watching Transformers and fapping to the person reading this article until he realized that he wasn't living up to his full potential!

So Jack decided that in order to rectify this, he needed to bust a nut inside of an anime girl in order to live up to his full potential.

Jack searched high and low for an anime girl that he could bust a nut inside of but all he could find were anime femboys, not realizing that all the anime girls were exterminated in the great anime girl purge of 1897 by Christopher Columbus. This made Jack so furious that he decided that he'd become the evilest mothafucka to ever vaporize anotha man's motha, busta.

Performing acts of evil

Jack Spicer then went and began doing so many horrific deeds across the Gigaverse that it'd be impossible to count them all.

Some of these acts include-

Purchasing 11 items at a 10 items or less counter at the grocery store

Destroying the Gigaverse's supply of anime girl statues

Sleeping with the person who's reading this article's soul mate

Making a review on why Spider-Man on the PS4 is a bad game

Telling KFC that it'd be a good idea to discontinue their Georgia Gold Chicken (Seriously please bring it back, I need it in my life)

Replacing the Terminator 2 Show at Universal with the Minions ride

Directing all of the recent Terminator movies

Busting a nut to MT (Infinity Train) and then not cleaning up after himself

Creating multiple accounts on IMDB to give Oogie Loves Big Balloon Adventure 10/10 scores

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

He did 9/11 and then planted false evidence to convict George W. Bush of his crime

Trivia

Did you know that Jack Spicer is inside of you right now?