Jack Spicer
| Jack Spicer | |
|---|---|
| |
| Sex: |
Male |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Pronouns: |
He/Him |
| Classification(s): |
Human |
| Blood Type: |
Evil |
| Alignment: |
Chaotic Evil (self-proclaimed) |
| Occupation(s): |
Evil Boy Genius |
| Status: |
Active |
| Personality: |
Dramatic, narcissistic, theatrical, obsessed with being evil |
| Interest(s): |
Evil schemes, robots, villainy |
| Likes: |
Being evil and things that are evil |
| Dislikes: |
Things that aren't evil |
| Fighting Style(s): |
Uses robots and inventions |
| Paraphernalia: |
Jackbots and other inventions |
| Goal(s): |
To prove he is truly evil |
| Dream(s): |
To become the ultimate evil villain |
| Hair Colour: |
Red |
| Father(s): |
That guy who Christian Bale played in Equilibrium |
| Enemies: |
Xiaolin Dragons |
Jack Spicer is a criminal wannabe that claims to be the single evilest person in the entire Fanboy & Chum Chum franchise, unrivaled by anyone else.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Jack Spicer was born when Jackie Chan was doing one of his amazingly badass movie stunts. Jackie backflipped off of a skyscraper, covered in bees, drinking poison, and masturbating all at the same time and he stuck the landing without any fuck ups whatsoever.
Unfortunately, one of the sperm cells that came from Jackie's masturbation session in mid air ended up flying into a girl's vagina from the other side of the world, since Jackie's sperm can travel 2856839283 faster then the speed of sound, it meant that the girl was flung into space and the man, known as Jack Spicer was born on Mars without even knowing that he was only born due to a movie stunt.
Becoming evil[edit | edit source]
One day Jack Spicer was just doing his usual daily routine, watching Transformers and fapping to the person reading this article until he realized that he wasn't living up to his full potential!
So Jack decided that in order to rectify this, he needed to bust a nut inside of an anime girl in order to live up to his full potential.
Jack searched high and low for an anime girl that he could bust a nut inside of but all he could find were anime femboys, not realizing that all the anime girls were exterminated in the great anime girl purge of 1897 by Christopher Columbus. This made Jack so furious that he decided that he'd become the evilest mothafucka to ever vaporize anotha man's motha, busta.
Performing acts of evil[edit | edit source]
Jack Spicer then went and began doing so many horrific deeds across the Gigaverse that it'd be impossible to count them all.
Some of these acts include-
Purchasing 11 items at a 10 items or less counter at the grocery store
Destroying the Gigaverse's supply of anime girl statues
Sleeping with the person who's reading this article's soul mate
Making a review on why Spider-Man on the PS4 is a bad game
Telling KFC that it'd be a good idea to discontinue their Georgia Gold Chicken (Seriously please bring it back, I need it in my life)
Replacing the Terminator 2 Show at Universal with the Minions ride
Directing all of the recent Terminator movies
Busting a nut to MT (Infinity Train) and then not cleaning up after himself
Creating multiple accounts on IMDB to give Oogie Loves Big Balloon Adventure 10/10 scores
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
He did 9/11 and then planted false evidence to convict George W. Bush of his crime
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Did you know that Jack Spicer is inside of you right now?