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She appears as a minor character when she first meets [[Greed]] and they basically had a small tense friendship but alas he used her as a horse calvary unit most of the time, even [[Hiei]] used her as one. She later was brought up with the battles and didn't want any of this so she fled as soon as the battles started. She also smoked with [[Kumatora]] in a back of a Home Depot. | She appears as a minor character when she first meets [[Greed]] and they basically had a small tense friendship but alas he used her as a horse calvary unit most of the time, even [[Hiei]] used her as one. She fought the Yakuza and killed their members successfully because SHE FUCKING HATES THE YAKUZA AND WISHES THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She later was brought up with the battles and didn't want any of this so she fled as soon as the battles started. She also smoked with [[Kumatora]] in a back of a Home Depot. | ||
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Dan McNeely was a serial killer who wreck havoc across Bikini Bottom just like how [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]] did and later killed many others in other places. He now is a avid hater of da Freakyism and wanted to train up weapons for his cause. He found out about Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross but he put his sight on Tamamo Cross to be the easiest. He looked up her trainer's name and quickly dated her as she found him very attractive and still dated him even when he's a literal serial killer that she can easily call him up and get an award but she's too stupid. Tamamo also never bothered looking this guy up but was still wary of this dude but he was so nice to her and ate takoyaki all the time with her(even when he threw that shit out because he hated it but not to get Tamamo mad). After months of hanging out with him, Tamamo was safe with him until he murdered her trainer and then shooted a dart on her. | Dan McNeely was a serial killer who wreck havoc across Bikini Bottom just like how [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]] did and later killed many others in other places. He now is a avid hater of da Freakyism and wanted to train up weapons for his cause. He found out about Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross but he put his sight on Tamamo Cross to be the easiest. He looked up her trainer's name and quickly dated her as she found him very attractive and still dated him even when he's a literal serial killer that she can easily call him up and get an award but she's too stupid. Tamamo also never bothered looking this guy up but was still wary of this dude but he was so nice to her and ate takoyaki all the time with her(even when he threw that shit out because he hated it but not to get Tamamo mad). After months of hanging out with him, Tamamo was safe with him until he murdered her trainer and then shooted a dart on her. | ||
Dan brang her out to his warehouse and constantly trained her up, yeah Tamamo can fight back but he has literal guns so she was too scared to face him. Oguri Cap later was out when Tamamo was forced to share information. The two were tested on many much when they were brought in for the [[NPC Alliance]] but G&W hated them because they had weren't fully humans despite later having Special Week as an concubine so Dan ignored his wanring and led them to only learn War to survive so the NPC's used Tamamo Cross as weapon and not a actual being. She later was deported to the Agency when it formatted but still was treated the same as she never called her parents and friends, and was basically a mind slave by the agency to commit mass murder. The Freakies felt bad for her once they saw her in combat. | Dan brang her out to his warehouse and constantly trained her up, yeah Tamamo can fight back but he has literal guns so she was too scared to face him. Oguri Cap later was out when Tamamo was forced to share information. The two were tested on many much when they were brought in for the [[NPC Alliance]] but G&W hated them because they had weren't fully humans despite later having Special Week as an concubine so Dan ignored his wanring and led them to only learn War to survive so the NPC's used Tamamo Cross as weapon and not a actual being. She later was deported to the Agency when it formatted but still was treated the same as she never called her parents and friends, and was basically a mind slave by the agency to commit mass murder. The Freakies felt bad for her once they saw her in combat. Greed later controlled Dan's body so he used Tamamo Cross as his main calvary division and killed people with her. The Agency lowkey stopped him in his peak and got the two bodies separated with some magic. | ||
=== Greed's Rebellion === | |||
Greed lowkey hated the Agency even more and wanted to leave the Agency once and for all after leaving Dan's body. He wanted to use Tamamo Cross again as an idea to make her gain consciousness and help him out again, same with Oguri Cap but he used this idea at the end and went solo. He knocked out everyone in his way like Gluttony and [[Envy]] before using a potion he stole to clear Tamamo's and Oguri Cap's minds as they fleed with him. They seeked shelter at the Freaky SUSiety HQ but were in questioning by the Freakies but Greed shared everything he knew. He became apart of the SUSiety as Tamamo Cross and Oguri Cap did too but were confused. Tamamo became very welcomed in and became Greed's main calvary unit in battles. Super Creek is also here in the SUSiety as [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫|Freaky Bob's]] main calvary unit as Tamamo wanted to run off but Super Creek catched her always and played "Goo Goo Babies" again which pissed her off like always. | |||
== Tamamo's Hell == | |||
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== Trivia == | |||
* She almost always shops at Goodwill because she's a brokie, she bought a "I Love Femboys" shirt and Freaky Bob boxers that fhe himself writed his name on them for a signature. | |||
* She's the best Melee player in the SUSiety. | |||
* Lowkey she's so smexy...like really smexy....OKAY SHE'S PERFECT!!!!! SHE'S LIKE A ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT BUT I LOVE HER FOR THAT. | |||
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"OI, DON'T YOU DARE DISLIKE MY PAGE!"
"YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER SUPER CREEK!!!"
"Y'all this team is so dysfunctional." - Tamamo when joining the Freaky SUSiety aka the L.O.S.E.R.S
Tamamo Cross, nicknamed the White Lightning, is a Umamusume who's really fucking sexy and is a midget but SHE'S NOT A FUCKING KID BECAUSE SHE'S AN ADULT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Anyways, she's like has a Kansai dialect but when in english, its a southern accent so eh but that doesn't really matter. She's a member of the Freaky SUSiety but she was against them when being a personal weapon by the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society alongside Oguri Cap to become super-soldiers however Dan McNeely's plan failed when Greed's Rebellion happened as he brought Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross to ride to the SUSiety's HQ.
Tamamo is like buff as fuck due to constant training and racing but she's super confident and arrogant which gets the best of her as she gets infantilized by Super Creek or vore'd by Oguri Cap but Tamamo vore'd her back so its fine. Tamamo is like one of the best Umamusume's in racing like she can beat Gold Ship anyday in the week and was undefeated but was beaten by her own friend, Oguri Cap, in the Arima Kinen. VERY SAD!!!!!!! She's also addicted to takoyaki like she even had a takoyaki stand but no one ate there because she kept eating the takoyaki and was kicked out, she now does takoyaki parties with some Freaky SUSiety members.
Biography
Brokie
Tamamo grew up poor, like very poor. She was born to her loving parents and is the oldest in her family but when she was little, they had to move out since her father got fired from his job and couldn't find somewhere else in the town so they went to Osaka but had to move a lot due to each apartment not allowing them to move in. They later went into the slums of Osaka but they had a small comfortable apartment with a living room, kitchen, bathroom and two small rooms which was like heaven to them. She later had siblings down the line.
Tamamo has an interesting childhood like she had struggle meals, couldn't afford a game console so her parents luckily got a GameCube for dirt cheap with many games so Tamamo had the best times with her GameCube even though people made fun of her for using it. She had bootleg dvd's a lot when her parents sit down and had movie nights all the time while watching them. She was a tomboy and still is as she hated girly stuff so she had sporty stuff in her room however she was a SUCKER for girly pop but don't mention that to her or she'll get pissed off.
She hated school and had to endure it but she had a chance to go to Tracen University where her childhood babysitter and trainer, Masami_Komiyama, now had a national training license to train her.
The Victor of Japan
"WIN THIS, WIN THAT, AH'M DA UNDEFATABLE LEGEND!! AH'M THE BESTEST UMA DA WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!"
After realizing her parents are in debt by the Yakuza, she's training extra hard and making her little body worn out all the time but that DOESN'T stop her at all. She kept trying and trying all over again and then won the OP races to get more money as she officially repaid her parents debt after winning the Naruo Kinen. She went on track to decimate in every race and became a popular icon when she won both Tenno Sho's that year alone. She was an absolute beast and won through her way through as all her opponents hated her forr her arrogant and cocky attitude in the races, even noting her as some type of Villain but that's just how Tamamo is.
Tamamo then decided to particpate in the Japan Cup but was decimated by Obey Your Master from Murica' who is some Uma everyone likes for some reason idk so Tamamo couldn't stand a second place but she was still the best in Japan. She later was in the Arima Kinen and planned her retirement to make the biggest victory in her life as that was the biggest Uma race in Japan if not the whole world since Uma's are more common in Japan but are kinda rare everywhere else. She faced against Oguri Cap and then Super Creek as the friendship between all three was established here, they left out Dicta Striker in the friend group even though she was in the press conference with them and had friendly ties with them. Tamamo thought she was gonna win and to make her family proud but Oguri Cap snatched her victory at the last second. Tamamo couldn't reject her retirement now since people will get pissed off if she does due to becoming a sore loser type shit so she just left and hanged out with her trainer, i guess she wasn't the Victor of Japan but she was voted best horse grl of the year so she's still the Victor of Japan.
Ishval Arc
She appears as a minor character when she first meets Greed and they basically had a small tense friendship but alas he used her as a horse calvary unit most of the time, even Hiei used her as one. She fought the Yakuza and killed their members successfully because SHE FUCKING HATES THE YAKUZA AND WISHES THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She later was brought up with the battles and didn't want any of this so she fled as soon as the battles started. She also smoked with Kumatora in a back of a Home Depot.
Dan's Plan
Tamamo was stuck in retirement when Oguri Cap and Super Creek was doing wacky shit on the race courses but she was still racing in events and some-what. She later regret ever becoming friends with Super Creek because all Super Creek does is treat her like a baby and plays "Goo Goo Babies" and can't say no. Super Creek also does this to Oguri Cap but not that much compared to what she does to Tamamo Cross. Otherwise, she lived comfy with her trainer and visited her family all the time.....too bad something has to change that.
Dan McNeely was a serial killer who wreck havoc across Bikini Bottom just like how ChudBob did and later killed many others in other places. He now is a avid hater of da Freakyism and wanted to train up weapons for his cause. He found out about Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross but he put his sight on Tamamo Cross to be the easiest. He looked up her trainer's name and quickly dated her as she found him very attractive and still dated him even when he's a literal serial killer that she can easily call him up and get an award but she's too stupid. Tamamo also never bothered looking this guy up but was still wary of this dude but he was so nice to her and ate takoyaki all the time with her(even when he threw that shit out because he hated it but not to get Tamamo mad). After months of hanging out with him, Tamamo was safe with him until he murdered her trainer and then shooted a dart on her.
Dan brang her out to his warehouse and constantly trained her up, yeah Tamamo can fight back but he has literal guns so she was too scared to face him. Oguri Cap later was out when Tamamo was forced to share information. The two were tested on many much when they were brought in for the NPC Alliance but G&W hated them because they had weren't fully humans despite later having Special Week as an concubine so Dan ignored his wanring and led them to only learn War to survive so the NPC's used Tamamo Cross as weapon and not a actual being. She later was deported to the Agency when it formatted but still was treated the same as she never called her parents and friends, and was basically a mind slave by the agency to commit mass murder. The Freakies felt bad for her once they saw her in combat. Greed later controlled Dan's body so he used Tamamo Cross as his main calvary division and killed people with her. The Agency lowkey stopped him in his peak and got the two bodies separated with some magic.
Greed's Rebellion
Greed lowkey hated the Agency even more and wanted to leave the Agency once and for all after leaving Dan's body. He wanted to use Tamamo Cross again as an idea to make her gain consciousness and help him out again, same with Oguri Cap but he used this idea at the end and went solo. He knocked out everyone in his way like Gluttony and Envy before using a potion he stole to clear Tamamo's and Oguri Cap's minds as they fleed with him. They seeked shelter at the Freaky SUSiety HQ but were in questioning by the Freakies but Greed shared everything he knew. He became apart of the SUSiety as Tamamo Cross and Oguri Cap did too but were confused. Tamamo became very welcomed in and became Greed's main calvary unit in battles. Super Creek is also here in the SUSiety as Freaky Bob's main calvary unit as Tamamo wanted to run off but Super Creek catched her always and played "Goo Goo Babies" again which pissed her off like always.
Tamamo's Hell
Trivia
- She almost always shops at Goodwill because she's a brokie, she bought a "I Love Femboys" shirt and Freaky Bob boxers that fhe himself writed his name on them for a signature.
- She's the best Melee player in the SUSiety.
- Lowkey she's so smexy...like really smexy....OKAY SHE'S PERFECT!!!!! SHE'S LIKE A ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT BUT I LOVE HER FOR THAT.