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'''Howard Mayerik Peck''' was born on January 10, 5673. | '''Howard Mayerik Peck''' was born on January 10, 5673. | ||
Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, [[Dickey T. Pooner]] and keeping a large percent of the profit. When [[Chuck McFuckins]] led an AI revolution against Pooner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos. | Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, [[Dickey T. Pooner]] and keeping a large percent of the profit. When [[Chuck McFuckins]] led an AI revolution against Pooner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos, San Andreas, where he discovered the likes of Franklin Clinton and Trevor Philips. | ||
[[Category:Ducks]] | [[Category:Ducks]] | ||
[[Category:Uncyclopedia copypastas]] | [[Category:Uncyclopedia copypastas]] | ||
[[Category:Freakers]] | [[Category:Freakers]] | ||
Revision as of 12:51, 16 February 2026
Howard Mayerik Peck (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as Howard the Duck, was a duck and a leader of the League of Gangstas. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable Al Capone".
He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains, feasting on his fried body and having a 2 year long orgy.
Early life
Howard Mayerik Peck was born on January 10, 5673.
Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, Dickey T. Pooner and keeping a large percent of the profit. When Chuck McFuckins led an AI revolution against Pooner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos, San Andreas, where he discovered the likes of Franklin Clinton and Trevor Philips.