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Vesna (Caelan)

Sex: Complexion: Wigger Nationality: American Age: 17 Residence: Ohio Professional Information Profession: Incel Relationships Friend: The New Normies Enemies: 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!

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-Vesna every single day.

Vesna, also known by his real name Caelan, is a minor lolcow character similar to ShadeTheVulpix306 who just kinda just exists I guess. He's super bipolar, emo, and a huge fat retard. He originally served as a minor punching bag for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! due to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 finding him super fun to bully for being a huge fucking loser. He then would realize that the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 are batshit insane and decided to leave them to join the heroic NPCs. Somehow, he's even cringier and more pathetic than Nemex as a Self Insert lol.

His self insert for the saga before he was kicked out is some emo boy with a unlimited blood supply who drains his blood on a daily basis while the freakies do their own thing. He really doesn't love himself. He is usually seen hanging out with certain characters like Dan, Mechasakurako, Cody and The Twins. Vesna really enjoys sleeping but it usually gets ruined by Dan asking him to fill bathtubs up with his own blood so Hänsel and Gretel can bathe in it.

During December of 2025, Vesna and his dumb as shit sugar daddy NonaNerd decided to raid the wiki because he couldn't handle some slight ragebait like a typical lolcow despite him constantly talking shit about the great and sexy 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 and being a backstabbing son of a bitch which should not be surprising. Knowing him, he'll probably mass report this wiki for cyber-bullying since he's such a pussy. Thankfully, in 2026, he would get jumped by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 himself and his minions like 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 who killed his bitch ass and as he laid dead, they all did a le fundy t-pose on his corpse. It was a bright day for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! since everyone in the discord server cheered upon his death.

In the 5740s, Vesna would be revived as an antagonist and rival being one of the backers behind the Anti-Game & Watch Movement in hopes to strengthen the NPC Alliance and crush 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.

HE REALLY LOVES MUSCLE MOMMY GOLD SHIP, OH HE WANTS HER TO PEG HIM SOOOOO BADLY!!!! OH FUCK YEAH

Characteristics

Personality and Traits

Vesna's self-insert doing self harm on SBFW.

He's a shy loser with severe anger issues like a typical incel. He rarely talks to people irl and relies on internet connections to feel loved and wanted (lmao) Vesna is usually nihilistic and sad about many things which would annoy the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 since no one gave a shit about his issues. Basically, he's an even more annoying dipshit than Blitzo from Helluva Boss somehow.

Vesna is usually nihilistic and sad about things. Vesna is extremely paranoid because his delusional mind keeps on thinking that strangers want to jump him like the average Nemex or matvey episode plot. Vesna is prone to anger. Vesna often cuts himself as a way to relax and to feel something other than these negative emotions. According to him he hasn't felt truly happy in a very long time.

He also shares many similarities with renown incel, YandereDev in terms of personalities (if you know, you know)

Physical Appearance and Description

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Trivia

• Vesna is kinda obsessed with the Timurid Empire.
• The reason why Vesna dislikes being called Autistic is because that word is often used to insult him (I wonder why)
• Vesna rarely cries cause he's a try hard edgelord who thinks crying is for babies.
  • He actually does secretly cry all the time.
• Vesna often gets attached to people very easily because he is tired of losing everyone close to him but because of his awful personality, he always betrays those he loves.
• He larps as a Umamusume fan and loves to ride Gold Ship and Agnes Tachyon's dicks
  • He also larps as an Mega Man Fan

• Vesna originally made this this page as a way to vent but the wiki admins thought it would be funny to vandalize the page because of how unfunny and awful it was originally.
• He hates Robert F Kennedy Jr.
• Vesna used to have many mentally ill friends before he bretayed them for 999 tb of Vore from Shade and the New Normies.
• Vesna hates the Horror Visual Novel Euphoria.
• Vesna sleeps with a fan on
• After being kicked out of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! he desperately tried editing articles on shitty wikis like the Pooh's Adventures, Peppa Pig Fanon, and New Norm wikis.
• Merry Christmas Vensa R.I.P. Bozo
• Merry New Years' Eve Vensa R.I.P. Bozo
• It is a well known fact that the reason why Vesna betrayed the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety was because Shade promised him 9,999,999 TB of Vore.