Cumrick: Difference between revisions
JoshGroban (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
JoshGroban (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Character Box 1 | {{Character Box 1 | ||
|gender= {{Male}} | |gender= {{Male}} | ||
|species=Seestarsh | |species=Seestarsh | ||
| Line 10: | Line 9: | ||
|image=Cumrick.png}} | |image=Cumrick.png}} | ||
'''Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Shart Seestarshus''' also known as '''Cumrick''' is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with [[GoonBob]] as an internet stalker. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. Found in 55 Cock Street he can be seen participating in SpongePoo aka GoonBob's BDSM videos. He will eat the whole cake only to burp the semen upfront of Shitwarde. | '''Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Feistrick Shart Seestarshus Shags''' also known as '''Cumrick''' is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with [[GoonBob]] as an internet stalker. He is considered to be the first freakture ever made by Freaky Bob. He is NOT related to [[Freaky Patrick]]. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. Found in 55 Cock Street he can be seen participating in SpongePoo aka GoonBob's BDSM videos. He will eat the whole cake only to burp the semen upfront of Shitwarde. | ||
ย | |||
[[File:DXa8IN9VQAAkWRc.webp|center|frameless]] | |||
He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle. | He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle. | ||
He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!) | He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!) | ||
== History == | |||
Feistrick is known for doing very freaky things, heres a list: | |||
* Licking Freaky Bob's toe | |||
* Licking Freaky Bob's ear | |||
* Licking Plankton's cheeks | |||
* Licking SpongeBob's toe | |||
* Making a sand dick and licking on it | |||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| Line 29: | Line 40: | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Parodies]] | [[Category:Parodies]] | ||
[[Category:Starfish]] | [[Category:Starfish]] | ||
[[Category:Stupid Pages]] | [[Category:Stupid Pages]] | ||
[[Category:๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ characters]] | |||
[[Category:๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society members]] | |||
[[Category:Freaktures]] | |||
[[Category:๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society]] | |||
Revision as of 14:38, 15 January 2026
| Cumrick | ||
|---|---|---|
| ||
|
Species |
Seestarsh | |
|
Friends |
GoonBob, A Litteral Squirrel | |
|
Sex |
| |
|
Status |
Alive | |
Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Feistrick Shart Seestarshus Shags also known as Cumrick is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with GoonBob as an internet stalker. He is considered to be the first freakture ever made by Freaky Bob. He is NOT related to Freaky Patrick. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. Found in 55 Cock Street he can be seen participating in SpongePoo aka GoonBob's BDSM videos. He will eat the whole cake only to burp the semen upfront of Shitwarde.
He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle.
He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!)
History
Feistrick is known for doing very freaky things, heres a list:
- Licking Freaky Bob's toe
- Licking Freaky Bob's ear
- Licking Plankton's cheeks
- Licking SpongeBob's toe
- Making a sand dick and licking on it
Trivia
- Bought his pants off the Dark Web.
- Takes Drugs.
- He is married to his mirror.
- Never finished kindergarten.
- Has diabetes
- subscribes to nikocado avacado
- NOT PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!1!1!1!11!1!!
|