Tommy Diamondguy

“	Tommy talking to Chicken Midas	”
-You betrayed me! You are no good. You are just a chicken. Chip-chip-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep

Tommy Diamondguy
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Tommy "Diamondguy" Montague or Tommy Diamondguy was a cyberpunk Freakture crafted from splicing freaky DNA from Tommy Wiseau with a member of the Montague House of Lords within the Deep Fried Carbonized Gold-Diamond Dimension and the Godfather of all the Diamondguys that preceded Diamondguy Montague. The Deep Fried Carbonized Gold-Diamond Dimension is a dimension with leaders and followers that support FreakyBob, however two rival factions are currently in a war against each other. Tommy later became the sworn enemy of Chicken Midas before being killed by him in combat during a battle between the Freakers and the representatives of the Deep Fried Gold Dimension controlled by Gordon Ramsey and his elite council of Deep Fried Legends. Chicken Midas being the number one soldier for the Deep Fried Gold Dimension sent himself as well as Chicken Peter to kill any rivals on sight.

Tommy "Diamondguy" Montague never held back when it came to taunting his enemies, and Chicken Peter was no exception. During one of their encounters, Diamondguy sneered at the feathery pet Gold slave, his cybernetic eyes glowing with contempt. "Look at you, Peter," he scoffed. "You're nothing but a scared little chicken hiding behind a legacy of failure. Cluck, cluck, buck, cluck, Cuck, cuck, cluck Bluck, cuck cuck—run back to your golden chicken king before I turn you into tomorrow's fried special! Cheep Cheep Cheep!" His words cut deep, but Chicken Peter merely tightened his grip on his dual cleavers, determined to prove Diamondguy wrong in the only language that mattered—combat. Chicken Peter would then try to peck Diamondguy with his golden chicken claws.

“	Tommy Diamondfood attempting to roast Chicken Midas reminding him of being the chicken that he is	”
-Always so angry, so serious! Why so much stress? You look like a crispy chicken nugget that’s been left in the sun too long—no flavor, no fun! Such big words from a chicken! But you know what they say, Midas. These Carbonized atoms are hard. Harder than my balls. Diamonds are forever. Your gold? Pffft. It is so… soft. Like your heart before I crushed it!

Tommy is responsible for the death of Midas' mother(Having hired a NPC to kill her) and indirectly responsible for his father's (Causing Midas' father to have a heart attack due to stress). Despite his bad deeds, Tommy is indeed, very sexy. Diamondguy Montague would later avenge his death.

Trivia

• Chicken Midas and Tommy's power do carry some similarities such as turning objects to gold(Midas) and diamond(Montague) , and being able to safely turn there own skin into the element they control.
  • There are a few key differences however, such as while Midas can manipulate the things he turns to gold Montague cannot.
• Montague was briefly an ally of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society before his death.
  • Although not an official member Montague was extremely 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and would often use his diamond power to spicy his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 up.
  • Montague had sex with 43 different women before his death. ꂵꂦꈤ꓄ꍏꁅꀎꍟ would later spawn as a son from one of these women.
    • He had fucked only 27 minutes before Midas showed up to kill him.
  • Nanette hates him for being a Montague instead of a Capulet.