Chicken Midas

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Chicken Midas
Midas after the Wiseau house raid

Chicken Midas is a man and relative to Aurelio "Ascendent" Midas born with the ability to turn things to chicken gold (yeah the myths lied to you dumbass). He can also control anything gold and rearrange their particles into chicken, mostly turning things into golden chicken flavored statutes for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob but can also be used to make weapons and shield on the fly. Although he is an ally to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂society due to his hate towards NPCs as Midas is not a big fan of freaky activities but hates NPCs more.

Chicken Midas was born to rich Roaster Midas and Chica Midas. Being born with his father's gold chicken powers caused his family to do everything to make sure that their son wasn't harmed. At the age of 5 his mother was killed by a rogue NPC causing Midas to hate NPCs. When Midas was 12, his father died of a heart attack because of stress from a possible rising war with the Diamondguys, leaving a still young Midas to the Deep Fried Gold empire. He would later find out that NPC that killed his mother was actually a member of the Tröll Empire instead but regardless he still wished death on NPCs dueto their extensive records of warcrimes and controlling behavior.

At only the age of 15, Midas decided to end the family feud and confront the Diamondguys who were also freaky but hated Midas, Tommy Diamondguy the father to Montague and the second last surviving member of the Diamondguys bloodline revealed that he had made the servant of the Tröll Empire kill his mother. Although his foe was older and more skilled, Midas fueled by rage and grief killed Montague, ending a blood war that lasted almost 200 years. In his early life Midas was dressed in a fine suit with pistol holsters but during the war the NPC alliance attacked his home and ruined his stuff in an attempt to turn him into an NPC. Midas killed a handful of his attackers before heading to his basement. Midas later retrieved his armor (with pistol holster) and cape for the fight against his invader killing them easily. This attack on him caused him to full support the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society in the war, however the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society would discover his families riches and lack of support for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism and turn on him deciding to avenge the death of the Diamondguys instead. Aurelio "Ascendent" Midas would later be given orders by Chicken Midas to defend the olympian crown while a new Diamondguy known simply as Montague would be taught the ways of Jashin from Hidan and seek vengeance. Aurelio would invent the powers from Chicken Midas and be able to create gold that is more than just a "little chicken."

Trivia

• His battle style is a mix of brute strength and calculated precision, crushing foes under waves of shifting gold.
• His rivalry with Montague mirrors the one he had with Tommy Diamondguy, continuing the eternal conflict between gold and diamond.
• Despite his immense power, he never sought godhood—only dominance over those who sought to control him.