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|full_name=Coonerick Fattactis Seestarshus | |full_name=Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Shart Seestarshus | ||
|gender= {{Male}} | |gender= {{Male}} | ||
|species=Seestarsh | |species=Seestarsh | ||
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|image=Cumrick.png}} | |image=Cumrick.png}} | ||
Cumrick is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with [[GoonBob]] as an internet stalker. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. | '''Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Shart Seestarshus''' also known as '''Cumrick''' is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with [[GoonBob]] as an internet stalker. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. Found in 55 Cock Street | ||
He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle. | He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle. | ||
He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!) | He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!) | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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* NOT PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!1!1!1!11!1!!<br /> | * NOT PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!1!1!1!11!1!!<br /> | ||
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[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Parodies]] | [[Category:Parodies]] | ||
Revision as of 14:07, 15 January 2026
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Seestarsh | |
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GoonBob, A Litteral Squirrel | |
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Coonerick Fattactis Fatdick Shart Seestarshus also known as Cumrick is one of the main Freaktures to hang around with GoonBob as an internet stalker. He is very lazy and retarded and doesn't want to go beyond gooning. Found in 55 Cock Street
He is very poor (because he spent thousands of dollars on krappee battees) and fat. He has never spent his money on anything worth and instead spends it on crap. His favorite hobby (which isn't eating) is hunting down Jelly-Things with his Rifle.
He has a very Popular ASMR Channel named Fattick Cum Breadstick and a Spin-Off show named The Cooner Seestarsh Show. (not the patrick star show!!!!!1!!111111!!!)
Trivia
- Bought his pants off the Dark Web.
- Takes Drugs.
- He is married to his mirror.
- Never finished kindergarten.
- Has diabetes
- subscribes to nikocado avacado
- NOT PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!1!1!1!11!1!!