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{{Character Box 1|title1=Pizza Fucker Krabs|caption1="Ah, just in time ;)"|full_name=Eugenius Harold Mort Krabs|gender=Male|status=Alive|species=Crustacean|alignment=Evil|personality=Freaky, lustful, unchasteful|powers/skills=Fucking pizza, very durable, damage resistance|friends=[[Freaky Bob]], [[Freaky Patrick]], [[Elmer Fudd|Grilled Cheese Fucker]]|enemies=People trying to stop him from freaking pizzas<br>Krusty Krab customers within the freaked side of Bikini Bottom|image= | {{Character Box 1|title1=Pizza Fucker Krabs|caption1="Ah, just in time ;)"|full_name=Eugenius Harold Mort Krabs|gender=Male|status=Alive|species=Crustacean|alignment=Evil|personality=Freaky, lustful, unchasteful|powers/skills=Fucking pizza, very durable, damage resistance|friends=[[Freaky Bob]], [[Freaky Patrick]], [[Elmer Fudd|Grilled Cheese Fucker]]|enemies=People trying to stop him from freaking pizzas<br>Krusty Krab customers within the freaked side of Bikini Bottom|image=Pizzafreaker.webp|relatives=Pizza lady (cousin) | ||
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Eugenius H. Krabs, also known as Pizza Fucker Krabs, is a pizzalogist, pizzaphile, convicted felon and a freaky fellow of Freaky Bob who is know to freak around pizzas. He survived the Bombing of NKC. He is the anti-thesis to the NPC's equivalent of Mr. Krabs who is an evil Palpatine-like fucker with "flander" traits.
History
Pizza Fucker Krabs first appeared in a absolutenutcase162's comic, where he is about to do freaky things with PizzaBob.[1]
After that, while the police were driving, one of them mentioned about pizza, which caused Pizza Fucker Krabs to fucking launch himself into the cops, possibly killing them.[2]
During the party with bikini bottomites, when American pizza was introduced to the scene, Pizza Fucker Krabs received a large erection, stating "LOOK AT THAT CRUST".[3]
Mr. Krabs did indeed have rehab to stop being a pesky pizzaphile, but after he saw Pizza lady, he couldn't resist any further and was unfortunately turned back into the Pizza Fucker Krabs.[2]
Pizza Fucker Krabs is so powerful, he turned two men into his specie after looking at him.[4]
He managed to escape NKC just before the 1st phase of the bombing run on the city.
- ↑ https://www.deviantart.com/theonbruhstar/art/PIZZA-FUCKER-954120262
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://x.com/CrispWhisp/status/1762401754602197483
- ↑ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSsMarcaHSfsKKYo6b3hG88ndgpnxKWftb-A&s
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/spongebobinmemphis/comments/1chnxq2/fuckers_of_a_pizza_flock_together/
Trivia
- He has uttered the word fuck 1,000,000,000 times