Fassad

Fassad
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Gender	Male
Family	Lord Stupid IV(Brother) Lord Stupid III(Father) Pearl(Mother) Steven DooDooverse(Half-Brother)
Abilities	Pk Freeze Pk Thunder Brainshock Pk Shield Pk Starstorm
DeviantART	mepwep

Fassad is a general at the Pigmask Army.

His den of shitty content: h h h

He is really stupid like his brother but does more smart things like:

• Art Skills
• Being a closeted transexual
• Pk Abilities
• Capturing Monkeys(just salsa the monkey)
• Friends with Sephiroth: The Cotton Eyed Angel
• Peddle and groom an entire village into his ideology

Relationships

• Lord Stupid III: Fassad's Father; they were on good terms until he watched Beastars which made him very mad that he kicked him and Steven out of the Family House. When Fassad betrayed Isabelle, he accepted him back to the Family House once again.
• Lord Stupid IV: Fassad's Bigger Brother; They usually are neutral towards eachother.
• Steven DooDooverse: Fassad's Half Brother; They were best friends until Steven died but he was there at the funeral.
• Tsunoda: Fassad's Best Friend; She is the only person who can stand what he's doing.
• Ionia The Magypsy: Fassad's Real Mother; They never knew his existence until he was on the news, but they got a flashback of Lord Stupid III fucking them when he saw him,
• Salsa: They really hate eachother.
• Pearl: Fassad's Step Mom; They rarely talk to eachother but if they do they're probably talking about how good the footlong deal really is.

Lore

Nobody knows the date he was born but was he born to Lord Stupid III and Pearl. His early childhood is unknown but we do do know that when he watched a Space Jam VHS from Blockbusters, he really liked Lola Bunny. Another fact that when his dad fucked a magypsy that they got pregnant and gave the baby to him, the baby had pink hair and looked feminine so he covered him up to not look like a loser.

Him and Steven Doodooverse were kicked outta the house and traveled to an island where the inhabitants still hadn't invented the concept of currency and still use the bartering system. Unable to handle communism that somehow actually worked, he introduced them Happy Meals(ハッピーミール) and the idea of Fun Bucks. The hamlet was Tazmilly Village and became a corrupted third world municipality.

After his takeover of the city, he wanted a bitch so bad that he was so jealous that a monkey had a bitch so he kidnapped both Salsa and Samba, curshed Salsa's Super Monkey Balls, and tortured him with a taser collar in Death Desert. Salsa luckily survived, both body and mind intacted, reunited with his GF and became Scary Godmother's Old Smelly Grandgodmother's Pets.

He has an addiction to bananas laced with meth, heightening PSI to those who already have it. Which is why he is able to utilise stronger PSI skills like PK Starstorm or PSI Mirror despite being to stupid and lazy to use such skills.

The first time we ever see him connected in the lore of the anime(2003-Present) he is fought with William Afton in most episodes preventing the Frightside Crew doing shit. He is also responsible of creating many furries with Afton. In Scary Godmother: Jack Frost Returns, he transforms into New Fassad but is defeated by Skully.

He also became friends and stock traders with Vi from Bug Fables but that friendship/partnership was ruined when he said "Gyatt" everytime Vi's back is turned affront of him. He has many alt accounts following her on Facebook.

Scary Godmother: Masturbation Diaries Series 1 and Series 2

He joined the Pigmask Army this time because he was granted free Only Fans subscription. He was the most strongest in PSI but the weakest in actual combat. He was trying to hit on the female members I guess during this. He attacked the Frightside Crew once again by having the Pigmask Army to attack but they failed like usual.

Scary Godmother: Retribtion For The Yaois

He wasn't killed by Mr Game and Watch because he was too stupid to do anything, he proved him by making a DeviantART account to piss him off but that didn't do anything. He made Pigmask Artists to make so much Lesbian art that they were more successful than him which made him very mad. Also in the Final Battle, Isabelle asked him for help and all he did was sing the lyrics of this song:

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road

It is a road that you go

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road

And you will know when you get there

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road

It is a road that you go

It's a road that you go when you die

It's a road called Rainbow Road

It's a road we're all gonna go

It's a road called Rainbow Road

It's got Princess Peach, Mario, and the Toad

It's a road called Rainbow Road

It's a road we're all gonna go

We'll go

It's Rainbow Road

It's where you go

When you die

It's Rainbow Road

I'll miss you again uncle

It's Rainbow Road

It's where you go

When you die

It's Rainbow Road

I'll miss you again

On Rainbow Road

He also betrays Isabelle with his Miracle form. And nae naed his ohio gyatt rizzler skills all over her defeat. He then celebrated by eating a meth banana, tweaked out,

slipped on its peel and had to be added with even more brass horns.

HE IS THAT USELESS unless he used his PK Abillities on you which is a rare chance because his mind was clustered.

He is also called Yokuba in the Japanese dub.

Gallery

• Fassadinnintendo.png

  Fassad In Animal Crossing

• Salsanft.jpg

  made by HurriScuriWurri

• Tsunoda.jpg

  his best friend

• Ionlyhad4hoursofsleepandimalreadytweakingout.jpeg

  fassad being a jerk + duster art from SilverStarSheep