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Chazz Princeton, also known as "'''''THE CHAZZ'''''", is a professional duelist at a children's card game called Yu-Gi-Oh! currently attending the Gallifloyd Duel Academy. He is famous for being undefeated in every single duel he has participated against the dumbasses from [[Poohs adventures wiki|Pooh's Adventures]], and those Slifer Slackers | Chazz Princeton, also known as "'''''THE CHAZZ'''''", is a professional duelist at a children's card game called Yu-Gi-Oh! currently attending the Gallifloyd Duel Academy. He is famous for being undefeated in every single duel he has participated against the dumbasses from [[Poohs adventures wiki|Pooh's Adventures]], and those Slifer Slackers. he's also well known as the inventor of Chazzturbation. The Chazz often uses a questionably functional deck that combines Ojamas, XYZ and Armed Dragons. He is currently dating Alexis and Atticus Rhodes, frequently engaging in steamy ménages-à-trois. Chazz also suffers from severe hallucinations induced by PTSD when he lost to some Slifer Slacker named Schmaden Schmooki, smearing his title, and almost died to a sinking cruise accident, linked to leaving the academy due to Schmaden. | ||
[[File:A39fa6923b720c2a38a715347df968b0.jpg|left|thumb|217x217px|Chazz suffering from hallucinations]] | [[File:A39fa6923b720c2a38a715347df968b0.jpg|left|thumb|217x217px|Chazz suffering from hallucinations]] | ||
Revision as of 04:39, 11 January 2026
Chazz Princeton, also known as "THE CHAZZ", is a professional duelist at a children's card game called Yu-Gi-Oh! currently attending the Gallifloyd Duel Academy. He is famous for being undefeated in every single duel he has participated against the dumbasses from Pooh's Adventures, and those Slifer Slackers. he's also well known as the inventor of Chazzturbation. The Chazz often uses a questionably functional deck that combines Ojamas, XYZ and Armed Dragons. He is currently dating Alexis and Atticus Rhodes, frequently engaging in steamy ménages-à-trois. Chazz also suffers from severe hallucinations induced by PTSD when he lost to some Slifer Slacker named Schmaden Schmooki, smearing his title, and almost died to a sinking cruise accident, linked to leaving the academy due to Schmaden.
The Chazz is set to appear in the cancelled 2014 Xbox One video game, EDO Pro, Dr. Crowler's Guide to MD Level Dueling,Volume 2.
He is known to use his status to help nominate Dr. Crowler for his title of Lord President of Humor of Gallifloyd, the spokesman of the Funk Giants to the prey like him and Chazz.
Some would mistake him for a chud for his attitude, however unlike chud, the only hates poor people.
His Life in as a Duelist of Children's Card Game
The Chazz is widely agreed to be the most skillful duelist on the planet, having absolutely no losses among his countless victories. He is known to have two decks: Ojamas and Armed Dragons. In his most recent duel with a drug-addled vagrant Yuma Tsukumo, his semen-stained Ojama deck won him a flawless victory. Many say he wins his duels through chazzing the duel up.
He started out with a Chthonian monster archetype deck, and very briefly an VMXYZ deck.
Chazzturbation
Chazzturbation is a popular competitive sport performed around the world by men, women, and children alike. Its popularity has allowed it to share screentime on prime-time television with other sports such as Dungeon Dice Monsters and Pokémon Smash!. Notable professional athletes in Chazzturbation besides Chazz Princeton include Owain, Lebron James, and John Cena.