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The penis creepypasta
A few weeks ago, while watching youtube i was looking at videos of my favorite youtuber when i stumbled upon a video he made on a strange youtube bootleg known as vidlii.
Intrigued, i decided to browse on the platform and explore whatever random shit retard video i could find and came across a strange video
It was a video titled "penis" by an author named "penis"
the video showed nothing but an image of a man, who looked like a penis, making an oof face while mexican music played in the background. It had 5 reviews and it was rated as 5 stars, so i decided to click on the author, who had the same image as his profile picture
I decided to just leave it there and leave a negative review that i now regret with my life
2 days later i heard my mom screme and i went to the kitchen and i saw she was deade and ejaculated all over the place and her valid neovagina was stretched so much it looked like someone shoved his head up her ass so i went to my room in horror and then i heard a nock on my door
it was a penis
penis himself appeared on my door and then spoke to me in a deep demonic voice that sounded like vinesauce joel doing his impression of hulk hogan while gargling semen
"You shoulden have done that now youl pay conseqences"
I replied "no dont please"
Penis said "you didn't like my penis i'll show you a REAL penis"
And then he began gently massaging his own neck and i watched in horror as his neck grew and then penis shoved his head and neck up my ass and begun pushing and i was like no stop aaaa and then penis pulled his head out of my ass and started squirting cum from the dent in his bald head onto my valid boymoder face
as im writnf dis im bald and i have a moustch so aidn hav much time before i transofmf into penis please don't ever go visit vidlii and if yiu dol DON'T WATCH ON THE PENIS VIDEO
But then penis appeared
"I feel very penis today"
Hello i am penis you have to watch https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=x2chCB4u6Dk OR SELEKS YOU WILL DKE GISJSNDIGT!!+!22+!!!!!1!+7×828KS7