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[[File:OWS.jpg|thumb|An oceanic whitetip shark, the kind known for eating people ]] | [[File:OWS.jpg|thumb|An oceanic whitetip shark, the kind known for eating people ]] | ||
A shark is a | A shark is a species of fish known for doing carnivore things such as eating other marine life (and sometimes people). Jaws singlehandedly mades [[DogsEatingDogs6]] and [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd1984]] sperg out and buy JAWSOME merch. | ||
[[File:OYYYY.jpg|thumb|this shark is totally real trust me]] | [[File:OYYYY.jpg|thumb|this shark is totally real trust me]] | ||
Sharks are known for being ruthless murderer creatures who will stop at nothing to rip you to shreds at the scent of blood. They also make some shrimpy ass fish their bitches and personal toothbrushes. [https://youtu.be/IOvJ7GbOH6g?si=PU_DDBmQXvqeIRRi Ocean conservationists] will tell you shark attacks are rarer than being stuck by a bolt of lightning even though that is a lie! I've seen one, big, black and white, and totally NOT and '''orca''' and they ate my shawty: [https://youtu.be/ISlgSX2j4w8?si=C30NKMJYJ7dSyH92&t=132 Rouge the Bat]! | |||
[[File:Stupid.jpg|thumb|they told me this was a shark what the fuck is this]] | [[File:Stupid.jpg|thumb|they told me this was a shark what the fuck is this]] | ||
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Revision as of 03:49, 16 November 2024
A shark is a species of fish known for doing carnivore things such as eating other marine life (and sometimes people). Jaws singlehandedly mades DogsEatingDogs6 and Monsturd1984 sperg out and buy JAWSOME merch.
Sharks are known for being ruthless murderer creatures who will stop at nothing to rip you to shreds at the scent of blood. They also make some shrimpy ass fish their bitches and personal toothbrushes. Ocean conservationists will tell you shark attacks are rarer than being stuck by a bolt of lightning even though that is a lie! I've seen one, big, black and white, and totally NOT and orca and they ate my shawty: Rouge the Bat!
